mydoom.c

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

Currently boiling Three count em Three baby carrots to feed my bugs because one person on reddit said their bugs liked that 👍

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

[Getting so angry it makes my brain disease worse] people sre supposed to be nice..

Yield to my will bro

Spent the day with regirock. He's a fantastic guy. Great sense of humor and also 200 physical defense

i think the angriest ive ever made someone on reddit was when they used an emoji while arguing and i said "What is this tiny yellow picture"

I havent been posting because ive been working on a new type of seeking rocket launcher that automatically targets the nearest bright smile or naturally occuring heartfelt exchange

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre