Everybody’s fucked here

yeah! Sorry I’ve just been distracted by other things! I didn’t mean worry anyone.

Misato and Kaji: a whirlwind college romance that ended because he reminded her too much of her neglectful father and he dies before she can tell him she loves him.

Link and Zelda: while technically not doomed relationship wise, they are doomed as charecters since they always find themselves in a cycle of fighting ganon over and over again forever.

Juri and shiori: toxic yuri! Juri was gay and shiori had a shit ton of internalized homophobia and once made out with a guy right over the chair Juri was sitting on. Can turn into a car.

Shinji and Kaworou : the first and only person to tell Shinji that he loved him and it turns out he’s one of the biblical abominations they’ve been fighting throughout the entire show so he had to pop his head off to Beethoven

tails and cosmo: she sacrificed herself to stop an alien invasion by merging with their leader and tails had to fucking blow her up. They’re like eight.

Robotnik and stone: Eggman said ‘by the way I’m bisexual’ and then immediately exploded in space and his last livestream was dedicated to stone. what started out as a running gag about ‘oh haha his assistant is so gay for him’ ends up becoming a whole ass charecter arc and it’s a legit possibility that the next movie will involve stone going mad with grief over the loss of his crazy old man. Because that’s what Robotniks do best apparently. (Ask Maria… oh wait). Ben Schwartz is there

dean winchester and Castiel: super hell

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