( 𝐃𝐎𝐎𝐌 ) gal,

❝ YEAH, i was in the blob. ❞ she jerks her thumb at the incriminating poster in question ― top billing right next to her mirror. it gets a chuckle out of her on most days, even the ones where she stands in front of her so-called reflection far longer than she should. rita likes to think of it as a testament to her character. that, or a burgeoning career in comedy.

IT IS THEIR VOICE, firstly, that rita dimly registers as familiar, long before she can put a name to their face: a less than flattering sort of recognition that makes her steal furtive glances at nearby exit signs, neon-bright in the ever lower light of the place. SUBTLETY’S NEVER BEEN HER STRONG SUIT. rita can only hope that the strained smile she flashes their way to cover up her alarm paints an image of mildly confused newcomer and not out-of-town, out-of-costume hero that, unfortunately, feels the need to get involved.

RITA, ( V.O. ) : i don’t think when in rome applies to gotham.

favorite color? any special meaning? pink. think pink from funny face (1958) is the contemporary [to her] musical number she love-hates the most.

any nicknames? dislikes diminutives that aren't rita ( shortening her full given name to ‘ash’ is a hard no; ash[o]ur is almost ok ). epithets are alright so long as they're few and innocuous, but you are not calling her e-girl in 2024 and getting away with it.

go-to password. a sentimental phrase, her birthdate in differing m/d/y order, and a string of excited punctuation is her usual go-to.

how tall is she? rita can be as tall as she wants to be, which comes out to exactly two inches taller than you.

i was introduced to death letter blues from the white stripes cover, but that did not fit rita at all, and i much preferred a cover that stayed with the original blues genre.

the moon river cover i actually wanted was the bayonetta 2 ost cover; that's the crazy off-the-wall shit i'm looking for. good luck getting nintendo to put that on spotify, though. the one on rita’s playlist is a cover of the bayonetta cover; it’s nice, but doesn't have the same … oomph to it.

i scroll through spotify for a lovely rita cover sung by a woman. it has to be gay.

the partially-khmer laisses tomber les filles cover is a personal touch. i thought about asking my dad to transcribe the lyrics so i could add it into the playlist cover graphic, but like. i do not want to have that conversation lmfao.

i won’t put jesus christ superstar on rita’s playlist out of self-respect, so superstar is the second best funny option. i just kinda picked a good cover; i used to have a different one, but swapped it after scrolling through a second time.