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"women aren't funny" -said by someone who has clearly NEVER read a wattpad comment a day in their life

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forget sleepy, i’m now getting sick which is even more of a reason for having a beautiful BAU man *cough* spencer reid and aaron hotchner *cough* baby me while i get through this.
ugh life is so hard
baby jj i miss you SO much

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i’m sleepy rn wishing i had a spencer reid or an aaron hotchner to stroke my hair with the hum of their voice soothing me. the vibration of it swirling through my body as my head rests on their lap
Update!!
My OC-insert fanfic now has three parts which hopefully makes it a little more readable. IDK if you guys rate the fact I'm talking about it on here, but I'm proud that I've managed to stick at something this long and not be embarrassed about it being fanfic.
I appreciate the reads it's gotten already and I hope whoever reads it can escape from reality for at least a little bit to get lost in the life of a completely fictional world. There's actually nothing better.
I'll try to continue doing some x reader imagines on here, but obvs I'm a bit preoccupied. Any requests are welcome tho!
The link is below the cut! <3
So, I've started to write an OC-insert x CM fanfic. It's my first time actually publishing anything and it would be cool if people read it! The link is below, if you're interested <3
Dr Florence Hale has spent her entire career reading people - the things they don't say, the gestures that betray what their words won't. Sh
Tesco knows...

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Aaron Hotchner
Early season Aaron with his soft, lovey dovey husband vibe.
His hands would feel so big and warm around your waist, resting on your thigh or the small of your back. He would give you a slight squeeze to remind your body that he was still there, the pressure of it sending a rush to the nerves between your legs.
His brown eyes would stare you down as you walked through the office to make a coffee. His pupils would widen as your hair got flicked over your shoulder so you could freely reach the top cupboard. When you caught him looking, though, his eyes would soften and his furrowed brow would raise slightly. You would give him a beaming smile at which he would give you a nod and a slight smile. You were the sunshine in the office, your rays reaching even him.
You would occasionally be able to get a smile and a chuckle out of the man during work drinks at the local Irish pub. You would hand him a guinness after he insisted that you needn’t get him a drink.
“Sorry, am I not allowed to get my boss drunk when he’s off duty? How else am I supposed to get you to lighten up?”
“I’m not that much of a grump, am I?”
“Mmm, sure you’re not, sir.”
Your outfit wouldn’t be too revealing, but it was enough to get his imagination running wild. He hoped the drink you bought him wouldn’t make him slip up and touch you too much in front of the team. You hoped he would.
First fanfic?
This is a bit embarrassing to be plugging but I've began writing an OC x Criminal Minds fic on wattpad.. IDK if anyone would be interested in giving it a read.
I've always wanted to write something fully fledged but my adhd riddled brain never allows it, so I've decided to at least start something while my obsession with the show is back. I'm not sure where any of it is headed so input and comments would be very much appreciated. In the mean time, I want to be more active on here over the summer
aaron would be the type to carry a spare hair tie on his wrist knowing that you get overwhelmed by the hair on your neck when working a tough case. the lines in the file getting blurry as you fill with frustration, reaching for a tie on your wrist that doesn’t exist. he’d look over at you, walk over and pass it to you with a raise of the brow - ‘you’re welcome’.
aaron would be the type to watch you fill in paperwork at your desk from his office when he took a break to sip his black coffee. your face would be scrunched with concentration, scribbling away with your, somehow, neat handwriting just for him to read later on.
aaron would be the type to leave a post-it on your desk telling you what files should be prioritised with a coffee as a condolence for the amount of work you were given. he would trust you with more paperwork, except for Reid, because you were efficient and, without picking favourites, more intelligent than the rest of the team.
aaron would be the type to play his affection close to his chest, not wanting to overstep his position of authority but not being able to hold back when it came to helping you out. he would take pride in caring for you, always checking that you were okay after a particularly rough case, walking you to your car if you stayed late with him, and tucking you in quietly on the jet while you slept.
my obsession with CM is back.
Aaron Hotchner is actually the most beautiful man alive. His position as unit chief makes me wonder just how much he likes to keep things orderly, how much he would enjoy telling you what to do and praising you for doing it just right for him. He would enjoy keeping you a secret at work in the beginning so he could tease you - he would come over to your place afterwards and satisfy your desires. He’d thrive on the rush that your obedience gave him. He’d learn what you liked and perfected it so that nobody else would ever compare to the way he made you feel.
He would be so gentle with you, so passionate.
I’m lowkey inspired to write some fluff/smut 🤭
heated rivalry taught me that lust and limerence is out, but love and yearning are in

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rediscovering myself by indulging in fanfiction that my 13yr old self would have been ashamed to read is part of my new year’s resolution btw
rewatching season 3 of ST and realising that i’m older than the ‘older kids’ has been devastating.. when did i get this old ?