julia🫐🐁

ive never been able to take "climb him like a tree" as a sexual innuendo seriously because i picture climbing a tree in my mind and then i picture a tall man in my mind and when i put those two things together im not seeing anything sexual. im seeing like. circus tricks.

pre-relationship drunk wolfstar shotgunning cigarette smoke

sirius gets more posh when he's drunk and regulus gets less posh when he's drunk. do you understand?

do you think barty moaned regs name while he touched himself in Azkaban just to piss sirius off?

Remus in black mass is the horniest yearning loser to ever bless the earth

Guys, what if the real reason why Reg became a death eater was because his gay ass thought Tom Riddle could be his hot mafia boss and he could be y/n?