Best comment I just saw "Helen of Troy was perfectly cast, because all these men are fighting about her."

Gay broke sober king 🤴

"we have to accept the fact that the r word is coming back" NO WE DONTTTT NO WE DONT

Can I be honest with yall I don't want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year

"But it's not FOR them!!!" The biggest military power in the world belongs to a christofascist nation overseen by a felon found guilty of 34 federal crimes and has greenlit a gestapo with more direct funding than the entire military of Canada for the purpose of ethnic cleansing. Let Hetero Jessica throw some biodegradable glitter at a municipal parade

At this point if anyone is trying to exclude anyone benignly pro-queer from a pro-queer space I'm just going to assume you're a fed or something idk like something something destabilize the movement from within or whatever

10000 YEAR OLD ROCK ART OF GIRAFFES FOUND IN LIBYA LET'S GO

Giraffiti

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

Honestly this is one of the best formatted jokes of all time.