that kid;

why is this weak ass font over a lake and some mountains they deserve better

THIS IS WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT

love girls who have resting bitch faces, but also have the decency to smile at you when you smile at them.

do you ever just wanna cuddle with your girlfriend then realise you don’t have one because me too

i hate when apps know that i’m screenshotting something. when i screenshot something, that’s me acting outside your realm of understanding, app. i am beyond what you consider the observable universe. you’re not supposed to perceive me. we don’t know when god screenshots the earth. we don’t know when he’s like, “okay i’m just gonna take a pic in case i ever want to add dinosaurs back to something later and don’t remember how.” and if we did, we wouldn’t act all smug about it like, “hey, you wanna share that post? you could just click here to share it.” no, man. you didn’t catch me. i screenshotted this for my own reasons. what’s next? i can’t take a photo of my computer screen with my phone out of laziness without being shamed by the printer i don’t own?