Don't Swallow Your Gum

For the amount of time spent doing this I figure it deserves another post at least #batmanandrobin #boywonder #wheresyourwilltobeweird https://www.instagram.com/p/BoVNAjqH18J/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=5njbsiamt6x2

Whether it be #batmanandrobin #boywonder or just a boy who likes to sit and wonder, this makes the first official post on to the new account. Yeeeew. https://www.instagram.com/p/BoUVJbcnVJF/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=21hplysi82ft

First gram weighed in on the *you-gon-need-yerself-a-whole-new-one-dammit* account, as per the draconian instagram #nodickpics guidelines. #suchahassle #mournfortheold #reserveexpectationsforthenew https://www.instagram.com/p/BnfWCKvH6gH/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=s9stmmiuxmbl

Seriously, what am I doing with my life? #wheresyourwilltobeweird #wolverine #foreveralone

I mean, you’re young. You’ve got your whole life ahead of you, and your anal cavity is still taut, yet malleable. You got to do it for Grandpa, Morty. Y-you’ve got to put these seeds inside your butt. #rickandmorty #snapchat

Fry: Of course I've been up all night! Not because of caffeine, it was insomnia. I couldn't stop thinking about coffee. I need a nap. #futurama #leela #snapchat

#snapchatselfies have got me looking like Dewey hard out ey #malcolminthemiddle

#snapchatselfies 'Cause what else would I post on here when I have no body paint left? Pictures of food? #notreadytobecomeTHATsociallyretardedyet (at Perth, Western Australia)

at Leederville, Western Australia, Australia

The cousin that's crossed the ditch and the desert to come visit my ass for the week. She's a bloody good egg ey. (at The Lucky Shag Waterfront Bar)

So my shoulder blades seemed to be protruding a little more than usual lately, nek minnit...