you are loved

My friend’s bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast..

Did you hear about the submarine industry? It really took a dive..

tfw u owe ur friend money but no one carries cash anymore and it turns into a series of elaborate trades that resurrects the barter system.

#“don’t worry about it just buy me like four coffees”

@sparkly-things

@espamistwalker

Even numbers think other numbers are odd.

me: 😍💖🌹❣ me 24 seconds later: 🔫🗿

one day you’ll wake up at 9:30am on a Sunday w the love of ur life and you’ll make some coffee and pancakes and it’ll all be alright

person: i care about u me: ok then why am i not ur entire life??? smh fake

me, writing academic text: these words make no sense but they sound impressive next to each other. this sentence started four lines back and has 4 commas but i haven’t reached my point yet. help me

when you need constant reassurance that you aren’t annoying but you dont want to annoy someone by asking if you’re annoying