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♡ Gilbert Blythe & Anne Shirley Cuthbert (anne with an e)

Ok what if it wasn’t Cedric who was chosen as a champion but a Slytherin? We know in the books Cassius Warrington put his name in for the Triwizard Tournament and it’s right to assume that other Slytherin kids put their names in too.

So I give you my headcanon where a slytherin girl by Madeline Cross is chosen as the Hogwarts champion.

Sometimes I think about how much I wanna be at Hogwarts right now and wonder what era I would choose to live in. 

I then remember that If I chose to be in the present era I would have to deal with the crappy story of Harry Potter and the Cursed Child. So then I’m like “Okay well just go live a bit before in the 90′s”, but I then realize that I’m a Slytherin and Slytherin and the 90′s were the worst thing ever. If you were actually kinda great most houses would still stigmatize you and if you made gryffindor friends etc then your fellow bitchy slytherin mates would pick on you. Soo then I think “Okayy then Marauders it is I always wanted a prequel on them anyways”, but I then realize that no that doesn’t work either, since the Death Eaters and all the purity of the blood slash Slytherin voodoo evil were at their peak back in the day. THEN I GET MAD and think “Well just go even more back in the 20′s with Newt Scamander it would be great”, but I would be triggered all the time by sexism. 

• saying ‘shut up’ while laughing • being extremely nice and understanding towards their friends but unapologetically sarcastic towards others • speaking of sarcasm: they speak it fluently • ‘I love you but I love myself more’ • going on long hikes by themselves • they either go to bed early or don’t sleep at all • they sleep with stuffed animals but deny it • they never give up • challenges are a great pastime • saying ‘Tragic.’ way too often • not everyone of them likes Snape • 'No I am NOT good at potions and you can NOT copy my homework’ • falling asleep to rain • nearly everyone of them has referred to Draco as a 'wimp’ or 'sissy’ • they will kill you if you insult their pet • being proud of their background no matter who they are • yes, there are muggleborn Slytherin’s • they inniciate snowball fights • complaining about small things • 'I AM NOT YELL…I am not yelling.’

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