I ᴀɪɴ·ᴛ ɴᴏ ᴏɴᴇ·s ʙɪᴛᴄʜ.

           ”Hammond, after some consideration, I’ve decided, not to endorse

                                                                                                   your park.”

My writing has never been so well received before, and it’s an honor  to have the chance to write with so  many  of  you  wonderful  people. All of you have made my roleplay experience so much better, and  I  know I sound really cheesy right now.  

whatskillingmeisthatimkillingyou // dontgitbit-dixon :: AKA, my best friend on tumblr, and one of the greatest people I have the  pleasure of knowing. You’ve been my roleplay  partner  since  forever,  and  I honestly appreciate you helping me grow as a writer, and being my  friend. Thank you for being so wonderful Mitch, I love you  to  death,  man!! P.S Give me more Richabod when you can.

 B A E S: nobodiesgovernor // avalonpoole // irishshots // liiliums // charmingrebel // thoseislandboys // lorixgrimes // cajunxsass // ophidiian // dxphneblake // thedamnreckless // cureforxmankind

[I honestly never thought I would hit this many followers on this blog. It warms my heart to see that so many of you actually like my Genderbent Rick. A few of you have asked me how I came up with the idea for Rachel. I was just sitting down and watching the show one and she just randomly popped into my head, causing me to think, “Hmmm what would happen if Rick was a woman?” and the poof there was Rachel. This muse means a great deal to me, I have met so many amazing and talented people through this muse. I just really want to thank you all for sticking by Rachel and seeing her grow!]

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[My Baes! <3]

kxllercolt - You’re a wonderful Rick and I love seeing your writing on my dash everyday! You’re for sure on my favorite Rick rper list!

asskicker-grimes - WHERE do I start with you? I have stalked you for a very long time and always too chicken to go up to you and ask if we could do a thread. > u <

waveringhumanity - I have to say you are my favorite Michonne on here. I love watching how you play her and can’t help but see the character doing it in the show. You really have her down!

ofringleaders - *stalks you* Another one of my favorite Ricks! Honestly every Rick I follow helps me evolve Rachel more so she can be more accurate. Your Rick is one of those Ricks that helps me!

crossbowtrxcker - A wonderful Daryl that adore writing with! Your portrayal of him is so spot on I can’t even BEGIN to tell you how amazing you are!

residentpoliteguy - I wish to pet your Alex so much, Just from the little thing that I got from him made me bust up laughing because he is such a derp and I love him!

stillgoodpeople - BEETHHHHHHHHHH! *cuddles you*

zenxarcher - I am such an evil person when it comes to Daryls I swear. I give them all feels without meaning too. I’m surprised I got you to ship them just by one reply xD

keepthxfaith - Another wonderful Beth that I love rping with! I wish to cuddle all the Beths!

xgoodanightasanyx - YOU JUST YOUUUU. You have no idea how much I love our thread with Daryl and Rachel. Just everything that happens in it is amazing, YOU’RE amazing!

viisera - You are quite honestly one my favorite Glenns on here. I can’t even begin to tell you why.

melodiousgreene - A wonderful precious Beth that I with you cuddle and shower with love. 

changedsongbird - A Beth I very much enjoy on my dash. The mun is a very lovely person!

vicecomitem - A Rick I adore and look up to! Senpai ; u ;

hadtobecomestrong - One of the lovely Carols that I follow and will always follow!

crossbowandacherokeerose - *clings to* I love your Daryl beyond words. The ship we have is just so lovely that I can’t even sometimes. <3

iwasnobodynothing - A Daryl that I adore and stalk! Their stuff is so flawless!

aint-nobodys-bxtch - A lovely Daryl that I wish to do more things with! <3

whaticanlivewith - My lovely Shane that has been here since the beginning! I miss rping with you bb!

bowgirlxbowden - One of my good friends! I love Callie to pieces and I love it even more that she’s in a ship with my OC Micheal!

boltswingsandredneckthings - omg our teen AU just warms my heart so damn much it’s insane. I can’t wait to see where it goes!

haedusgrimes - MY CARL. You are a wonderful Carl and I adore the mun!

nolongerthesamewoman - Another one of my friends that I love talking to and rping with! The mun is awesome and very sweet!

theres-us-and-thedead - *runs over and clings to you* A Rick that I have been stalking since I made Rachel. I love your Rick to death!

darylcrossbowdixon - A wonderful Daryl that I just started to rp with and I wish to shower with all kinds of love!

officernotsofriendly - TWINNY! *showers with love* You are slowly becoming my bestie on here. I love our twin idea and headcanons so friggin hard you dont even know!

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[And now for the people that I stalk! I will not be putting everyone down since there are SO MANY OF YOU NOW. I’m pretty sure I missed a few of my baes! I SO SORRY IF I MISSED YOU! PLEASE LET ME KNOW AND I WILL ADD YOU TO THIS!]

"Are you going to the wake?"

"The funeral is tomorrow."

"Do you miss him/her?"

"Does the grief ever end?"

"I can’t believe they’re gone."

"Do you believe in the afterlife?"

"Can you help me bury the body?"

"Their blood is on my hands."

"He/she died in my arms."

"I have a month left to live."

"I don’t think I’m going to make it out of this."

"I still visit the cemetery."

"You need to let go."

"I wish I was the one that died instead."

ACTIONS - ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING

*Accidentally spills [[SPECIFY HERE]] on you*

*Slaps you*

*Kisses you on the lips*

*Bites your lip*

*Rubs your shoulders*

*Dumps ice water over your head*

*Winks at you*

*Flips hair at you*

*Throws a ball of paper towards you*

*Hands you a note, inside it says [[SPECIFY HERE]]*

*Slams the door shut behind you*

*Storms out of the room*

*Wraps my arms around you from behind*

*Kisses your neck*

*Nibbles on your earlobe*

*Tucks a strand of hair behind your ear*

*Strokes your hair*

*Caresses your cheek*

*Holds you in my arms*

QUOTES - PICK UP LINES EDITION

"You’re cute and I’m horny. You thinking what I’m thinking?"

"I see you like cardio… wanna go back to my place and do it together?"

"I’m sorry, but I just received a call for you. From heaven? I think they’re missing an angel."

"Hold my hand? I’m afraid I’m getting lost in your eyes."

"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."

"Are you a pokemon? Because I’d like to peek-at-chu.”

"If I had a dollar for every beautiful girl/guy I saw tonight, I’d have one dollar. Because the only beautiful girl/guy in here is you."

"Maybe I could show you my [[SPECIFY ITEM]] collection. It’s back at my house, so we’d have to go there but…”

*Spills a drink on your shirt* “I’m so sorry! But if it’s any reassurance, I think that top would look better on my bedroom floor anyways.”

QUOTES - STRANGERS EDITION

"I’m sorry, have we met before?"

"I don’t know you, but thanks."

"You’re a very nice guy/girl, you know that?"

"We only just met… but I’d really like to see you again."

"Do you think you could move your ass out of my friend’s seat?"

"It’s none of your business. We just met."

"Hey I’m [[NAME HERE]] and my crazy ex-girlfriend/boyfriend is here and I was wondering if you’d pretend to date me so I can get them off my back?”

"I’m so sorry about that! Let me buy you a new sandwich."

"Oh shit. I didn’t mean to trip you I swear, I’m sorry."

QUOTES - WORKPLACE EDITION

"Did you get that email I sent you last night?"

"No, I’m serious. She/he brought a flask to work.”

"I overheard the boss and I think you’re about to be put up for a promotion!"

"I know what you’ve got in that top drawer."

"I can’t believe you’re drunk at work."

"You know, most people watch porn at home."

"Your Netflix binge is using up all the broadband."

"Stop torrenting, asshole! I have a report to send off to Japan in an hour and I can’t even open Gmail!"

"If you spent half as much time on doing your job as you do on World on Warcraft, maybe you’d have a chance at a promotion too."

"You’ve been working here for 6 years and you don’t know where the break room is?"

QUOTES - SCHOOL EDITION

"Didn’t you hear? [[NAME HERE]] and [[NAME HERE]] hooked up last night!”

"We lost the playoffs."

"The girls team beat the boys!"

"I heard he/she got called into the principal’s office."

"Apparently the swim team had an orgy after hours."

"I heard they were fucking in the bathroom."

"She/he’s been paying people to do their homework!"

"She/he fell running in the hallway and knocked out a few teeth."

"I can’t believe we’re graduating this year."

"Being a freshman sucks."

"I slept with a sophomore last weekend."

"She/he told me they were a junior!"

"Why are those freshmen staring at you?"

"Is there a reason everyone suddenly knows your name overnight?"

"How come everyone suddenly knows who I am?"

"Did you tell them about my [[INSERT SECRET HERE]]?!”

"I can’t believe you hooked up with my boyfriend/girlfriend."

"I definitely failed that test."

"I got an A on my essay!"

QUOTES - SASS EDITION

"Wow, there’s a stick wedged so far up your ass I don’t think I can even pull it out."

"I’m sorry, but my number of fucks to give has officially reached a negative number."

"Uranus called and said I’m huge and in the way.”

"I’m searching… searching… oh. Well would you look at that. I couldn’t find any fucks to give."

"What’s the difference between a dolphin and you? Dolphins have brains."

"Just because that’s mistletoe hanging above us doesn’t mean I’m going to kiss you."

"Take a picture, it’ll last longer."

"At this point you might as well ask for my autograph."

QUOTES - ARGUMENTS/ROWS/QUARRELS EDITION

"You know I’m right! I’m always right!”

"Shut up. Just shut up!"

"I don’t need to listen to this."

"You’re lying."

"I can’t believe you’d say that. Even in an argument, that was low of you."

"I can’t look at you."

"Don’t fucking touch me."

"If you say one more word, I swear…"

"Pipe down, you’re making a scene."

"What’s wrong with you?"

"Now I know why people think you’re neurotic."

"You must be crazy."

"I’m not backing down.”

"You can’t hide the truth forever, you know."

"What’s your issue?”

"You make me so angry.”

"This has nothing to do with you.”

QUOTES - LOVERS EDITION

"And… and I love you! It’s what I’ve been trying to tell you all along."

"I don’t know how to say it. But you know what I’m trying to say, right?"

"I’ve never been good at this. I don’t do relationships. But I… I want to try with you.”

"You’re the one that I want."

"I don’t care. I don’t give a shit, don’t you get it? I don’t give a flying fuck unless it has to do with you. I love you.”

"Please don’t say that. You know you’re the only one for me. Fuck everyone else."

"I can’t stop thinking about you. Every minute of every day. I could be standing in the shower or cooking breakfast, but you’re still the only thought on my mind."

"I want to wake up next to you, everyday for the rest of my life."

"I’ve always been afraid of commitment, okay? That’s why I sleep around.”

"I’ve never wanted to give love a try until now."

"Please, don’t leave me."

"I need you more than you will ever know."

"I love you more than I could ever express in words."

QUOTES - DRUNK AND KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR EDITION

*Starts singing [[SPECIFY SONG NAME]] outside your door/window*

"I didn’t fuck him/her, I swear!"

"I brought vodka and ice cream."

"You left your anal beads at my house. Wait… no, they’re just normal mardi gras beads."

"I can’t believe you went without me!"

"I love you, I love you so much and you just don’t see it. What am I supposed to do?"

"I know you’re sad and upset. Let me be your distraction! I want to be your distraction!"

"I can’t find my apartment and I couldn’t stop thinking about you."

"Let me in! I think I’m gonna throw up."

QUOTES - NSFW EDITION

"What do you think about this outfit?"

"Bend over."

"It’s not going to get up by itself, you know."

"I thought you’d be bigger."

"Where did we leave those damned handcuffs?"

"I can’t find my vibrator."

"Just set your phone on vibrate!"

"I want to fuck you until you’re raw and shaking."

"That’s it… do a little striptease for me."

"You can watch… but you can’t touch."

"Be quiet! They’re going to hear us."

"And get this… the new toy? It glows in the dark."

"I’ve got two flavours. Cherry or fruit punch?"

"I want to be on top."

"That is one fine ass."

"You look like a screamer."

"Let me tie you up."

"What’ll our safeword be?"

"I love making you squirm."

"Not my neck! It’s summer, I can’t wear a turtleneck in the sun."

TEXTS - DRUNK EDITION

[TEXT] You dumped me for HIM/HER?

[TEXT] I can’t stop listening to our song.

[TEXT] My pillow still smells like you.

[TEXT] You left your cologne when you moved out. I used it up.

[TEXT] Do you even love me?

[TEXT] What happened to us?

[TEXT] I just want to eat bacon and see you naked. And then eat bacon off of you naked.

[TEXT] IM26C4U.

[TEXT] You never gave a shit about me.

[TEXT] I couldn’t care less.

[TEXT] Now you know how it feels.

[TEXT] I still love you.

[TEXT] I can’t stop thinking about all the times you told me you loved me… and wondering if they were lies.

TEXTS - NSFW EDITION

[TEXT] You can’t have me if you can’t even get the three C’s. Chocolates, champagne, and candles.

[TEXT] I’m in the bath… come join me?

[TEXT] Don’t tease. You know I like it rough.

[TEXT] Bed, counter, or floor?

[TEXT] If you can get here in five minutes I’ll suck you off first.

[TEXT] What do you think about threesomes? And, what about foursomes?

[TEXT] You’ve been naughty, I’m going to punish you.

[TEXT] I can’t believe you just sent me that. I’m at work/school!

TEXTS - EMERGENCY EDITION

[TEXT] I fell down the stairs and… well, I’m in the ER.

[TEXT] ______ got injured during their game and I’m waiting with them at the hospital but I can’t do this alone.

[TEXT] Did you know your mother/father is at the hospital right now??

[TEXT] I was cleaning out the garage and I’m stuck under some boxes!! Please help before the spiders get me.

Are you just going to disappear on me again?

Are you saying that this is my fault?

Don’t pretend like you ever cared.

Everything was a lie, I was just using you.

Forget you ever met me.

How could you leave me here?

How long have you known about the affair?

I always knew I’d end up hating you.

I don’t think I can trust you anymore, or ever again.

I hope you never forgive me for what I did to you.

I needed you and you weren’t there.

I never want to hear your name again.

I remember when you made me happy, I don’t know what I was thinking.

I should have never trusted you.

I thought you said you’d never hurt me.

If this is goodbye, make sure I never see you again.

It was fun while it lasted, but I can’t do this anymore.

Just the thought of being around you makes me feel sick.

People have died because of you!

Please tell me what I did wrong, what I can do to fix this.

There’s no such thing as love, at least not between us.

Was everything a lie?

We used to have something great and now I can’t get far enough away from you.

We’ll never be able to go back to how we were.

What about all those nights, do they mean nothing to you?

What we had meant nothing to me.

You can’t just walk away like nothing happened!

You never want to see me again?

You used to give me hope and now you give me nothing.

"Ain’t youth meant to be beautiful?" "All my life I’ve been controlled." "Are you for real?" "Can we go back, go back to the start?" "Do you love me?" "Every kiss you give me makes me sicker." "Got you wrapped around my finger, babe." "I always feel like someone else." "I don’t like Tea! I like Gin!" "I’m the one who left you." "I’ve lived a lot of different lives." "It’s always someone else’s fault." "Just don’t get attached to somebody you could lose." "Not everyone is out to screw you over." "People in this town they, they can be so cruel." "Rule number one, is that you gotta have fun." "There is no crime in being kind." "Think you’re gonna break my heart." "What’s the point in playing a game you’re gonna lose?" "What’s the point in saying you love me like a friend?" "Why don’t we just pretend?" "Would you do anything for me?" "You can count on me to misbehave." "You don’t have to live your life in fear." "You’re a coward to the end." "You’re never gonna love me, so what’s the use?"