The Peanut Gallery

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Table two has one of my sons and his buddy exterminating the shit out of each other with homemade daleks. One of them has a scimitar on its head and the other is being driven by the eighth Doctor.

Table three…we won’t discuss what’s happening at table three. It’s a bunch of little girls and frankly what they’re doing to that Spinjitzu guy is horrifying.

Table four appears to be a dystopian cityscape of some kind. There’s a Buzz Lightyear wearing the head of Qui-Gon Jinn marching through the center of it. There is inexplicably a bakery at the end of the street that has been outfitted with a cannon being manned by a female minifig with pink hair.

Table 5 is mostly moms trying to supervise the construction of a garden. It’s not going so well and I’m wondering how long it’s going to take them to realize their kids have migrated over to the hellscape at table 1.

Take out a compass and locate the North, South, West and East of your home. Go to each point, start from the North, touch the wall or floor and say these words:

Brick and earth,

Wood and stone,

Guard my hearth,

Guard my home.

Move to the center of your home and speak:

Protect my center,

Protect my home;

Ill shall not enter,

Ill shall not roam.

Then, hold your hand to the main entrance of your home and speak:

No ill shall pass,

beyond this door,

This house is safe,

From roof to floor.