Hi Welcome To Chili’s.

tumblr is such a bizarre kind of social interaction. like. the rules are so different here. I once unfollowed someone because they said prime numbers were ugly and that was simply the last straw for me. imagine hanging out with a friend and getting up from the table and never talking to them again because they told you they hated prime numbers. that’s what I did.

=͟͟͞͞🐌

How u make her go fast ! What is she running from

her past

hearing the word ‘salty’ in it’s original context is so weird now bc someone could literally just say ‘these pringles are so salty’ and I’ll just be thinking damn who’ve those pringles been vagueing about now

I have no self of steam

short horror story: old picture of me 

um u “like classical music” but don’t even listen to John Merbecke (c. 1510 – c. 1585), producer of the first musical setting for the English liturgy, who later published The Booke of Common Praier Noted 1549? ok 😂😂👌

someone finally said it 😤 😩 🙌

Saying that is saying something akin to “You’re not a real fan unless you can tell me the Coach’s Father’s Grandfather’s middle name and where he was born. Oh, don’t forget the birth date as well. And his Zodiac sign.” If I like classical music, that’s for me to decide. That is for me to proclaim. I’ll be honest, I’ve never even heard of Merbecke. Not ever. I like several Classical composers though. So, that does not make me any less of a fan. Get over your selves.

sorry, i missed *aims again*

Reblog if teenage mitosis was literally SO embarassing for you

don’t keep it all bottled in. i know you do that. it’s ok to let it out, so don’t forget to do it once in a while.

is this about farting or is it just me?