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you can really tell whoâs been on this site for 6+ years this week
most of tumblr: OH GOD TUMBLRâS DYING!!!!
old users:
When you wake up and realize you still have a couple hours to sleep until your alarm goes off.
Thank gawd
I WILL be posting ankle pics on dec 18th and it WILL be erotic

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this dark hairâŚthe sorcery
The Evolution of Don Lemon.
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The clapping on beat killed me lmfao
đđđđđđđ nahhh the one about the music notes is odeee funny if you understand it
the scarf!!
this dark hairâŚthe sorcery
Me: âThis was such a long week!â
Coworker: âYou realize itâs only Wednesday right?â
Me:

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You got a FUPA fupa
You got ROLLS rolls
You got a TUMMY tummy
You Got DICK Dick
Oh you a FREAK freak
Me inviting good energy and vibrations into my life
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her: just got done showering đđ
me:
Iâm a wedding photographer, but a friend from high school asked me to film her wedding after the videographer she booked said he couldnât make it. I donât do video much at all, but I didnât feel like I could say no. She was very sweet about it and said sheâd pay well for my trouble.
The wedding itself went fine, but the reception was less so. My friendâs dad spent nearly all his time micromanaging any step I took.
Clientâs Dad: Hey, make sure you get a good shot of Cassie and the cake, ok?
Me: Of course.
I had been standing. Next to his daughter. As she prepared to cut the cake with her husband. I guess he thought I was just enjoying the view.
Later:
Clientâs Dad: Let me see what you have so far.
Me: Sorry?
Clientâs Dad: Let me check your progress.
He stood there until Iâd conceded and showed him every clip I had.
Later in the night:
Clientâs Dad: Excuse me, but youâre too close to the dance floor.
Me: What?
Clientâs Dad: Youâre getting in all the pictures people are taking of the dance floor. Please move.
It was almost like I was trying to get PROFESSIONAL FOOTAGE OF THE DANCE FLOOR.
I couldnât believe this guy. Finally, the night ended, and a while after the wedding, after Iâd sent the bride a download link for the completed video:
Clientâs Dad: Hello, I canât seem to print your video. Do you have another version of it or something?
Me: Do you mean you want to print some stills from the video? I can help you with that.
Clientâs Dad: No, I want to print all of the video.
Me: âŚI donât understand what you mean.
Clientâs Dad: This is why I told Cassie not to book you. You were very unprofessional at the wedding. Iâll never recommend you to anyone after this.
I didnât hear from him again, and honestly, Iâm okay with that.
In 1937 two women caused a car accident by wearing shorts in public for the first time
I vow to reblog this every time is shows up on my dash
love this
they caused a car crash
No they didnât. The man driving his car who took his eyes off the road because he was staring at a pair of women caused a car crash. He averted his eyes from the road, he endangered other people and he crashed his own car. This is all the proof you need that we live in a society that blames women for things they didnât do.

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I almost scrolled passed this shit
this is the ultimate shoot ya shot pic. you canât miss with pic. you know damn well Obama didnât.