[Archived] You have no idea who I am.

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1. Discomfort/Disgusted 2. Confused/Uncomfortably aroused 3. Slightly aroused 4. Very aroused 5. Had an orgasm in their sleep

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Uncanny X-Men #139, November 1980

“When I was a girl I lived the sky. And sometimes I wonder why I ever left. But I’m not a goddess any longer. I’m not even a queen. Instead I’m part of something… So much MORE. And this is where I belong.”

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[text]: THEY DIDN’T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!! [text]: how did you set a fucking salad on fire???????? [text]: I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a “sexy” way…. Because I forgot it [text]: At least you didn’t sleep with Ashley’s uncle. [text]: I’m still home, my life isn’t together. Currently drying my pants [text]: my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess. [text]: Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story? [text]: Doesn’t matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg. [text]: I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I’d feel alive. [text]: So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs [text]: Just remember: We don’t tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them. [text]: she was concerned about my dick piercings. [text]: I’m bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We’re plotting your demise. [text]:Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That’s what friends are fooooooooor… [text]: Hey I consider Sunday’s trip to the ER a success. You’re alive and now you know for sure you’re not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around. [text]: It’s like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I’ll get out my vibrator again. [text]: I can’t tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret [text]: Worse. He’s Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.

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