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❌ Okay, it's not super fancy, but here's the important pages for mobile users. Maybe I'll make a fancier post later when we make an actual advertisement for this blog.

❌ ✖️ Rules ✖️ About ✖️ (Secret Aesthetic Sideblog (pls follow!)) ✖️ ❌

❌ Edit 10/20: pretty much everything in the above links is still relevant, but we finally got Alastor to reluctantly use technology, so now he's running the blog by himself as long as he keeps behaving himself. I'll update the about page when I get a chance.

((That, plus I'm now doing some face-to-face interactions off of tumblr and posting the chat logs here. I'll also add that to the rules soon!))

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❌ I'm THIS CLOSE to picking up witchcraft just so I can surround the hotel computer with a magic ward made out of TV remotes to keep new Alastors away from the blog.

❌ The only thing stopping me is the only person I know who knows enough magic to teach me how to do that is Alastor himself.

dontasktheradiodemon

❌ Charlie said mentioning Friday the 13th is bad luck—I think she's a little confused about human superstitions?

❌ Anyway, Alastor's been being an asshole about it ever since. He keeps referring to the date as "Baker's Dozen Day."

❌ I told him to cut it out, and now he's calling it "Friday the Onety-Third."

❌ Just in case anyone wondered whether he's still annoying.

lrony

🦇 I haven't, but now I am! Fangs for the idea!

dontasktheradiodemon

❌ Oh my god, are you another one? Really?? How many Alastors ARE there???

#((Vaggie's had enough of these motherfucking radio demons on this motherfucking webbed site))#lrony

❌ Charlie said mentioning Friday the 13th is bad luck—I think she's a little confused about human superstitions?

❌ Anyway, Alastor's been being an asshole about it ever since. He keeps referring to the date as "Baker's Dozen Day."

❌ I told him to cut it out, and now he's calling it "Friday the Onety-Third."

❌ Just in case anyone wondered whether he's still annoying.

furby-organist

dontasktheradiodemon:

🎶 I don’t smoke, did anyone bring edibles to this thing?

> “I didn’t, but you can dump the contents of this blunt into the jambalaya–”

dontasktheradiodemon

🎶 It can't be any worse than that orzo jambalaya I was served last year. Cheers!

#furbyorganist

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> "Deerly beloveds, I regret to inform you that I have puff-puff-passed away--"

dontasktheradiodemon

🎶 I don't smoke, did anyone bring edibles to this thing?

#furbyorganist

furby-organist

> Set scene for the weirdest wake ever. The Clock-Tower plaza has been illusion-magicked into neon and deer motifs! An open casket sits at the foot of the tower. In it, Local Alastor, showing off his inability to sit properly: upright, perpendicular to the casket's orientation, ass in the bed of the casket, back against the open lid, and his feet dangling out. And he's absolutely hitting that blunt. Don't let that formal suit or that embalming-style stage makeup fool you, he will be clowning out.

> There's food! He made food for his own damn wake. And there's space for anyone else to bring dishes or leave flower. We vibe.

[ This is a public event! Alts and friends are invited! He's also a public enough figure that he expects honestly really anyone to show up - - listener, friend, foe, curious sinner, people who know he's not dead, people who think he's really dead, whatever!]

dontasktheradiodemon

[Astor is absolutely there. He even wore a nice suit. When he gets up to Alexa's casket he's looking him up and down and going "Well ONE of us has got to change."

Their suits don't even look alike.]

#furbyorganist

smiledotdeer-deactivated2025052

(( Bringing this back in light of the current dash comm. ))

#((he's reblogging this in solidarity. he agrees. this is it. this is how you care for your cookware))#smiledotdeer

@furby-organist

#((somehow this ends up on his desk))#((please note that i have put ZERO effort into identifying these flowers or figuring out if these are appropriate colors for them))#furbyorganist #art

furby-organist

> “Good afternoon, ladies, gentlemen, and those that lie betwixt! I’ve had the pleasure of discovering something very interesting about myself today! The tabloids are always so informative, you know – but this really takes the cake!”

> “Was anyone aware that I was killed last night? By a disgruntled sinner with exterminator weaponry? Someone ought to have told me! I’d have put my coffee down!”

dontasktheradiodemon

🎶 I’m terribly sorry to hear of your loss. When’s your funeral?

furby-organist

> “I only just got the news, I’m still sorting out the logistics! I stopped by the nearest funeral home on the way to work today and they ran screaming, so, not much was accomplished. You know how it is.”

dontasktheradiodemon

🎶 It's so hard to find good help! You'd think they'd be more sympathetic, considering what a challenging time you're going through!

#// implying they ran solely bc he's the radio demon and not bc they thought his ass was deceased.. lmao #((some people are SO rude))#furbyorganist

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> “Good afternoon, ladies, gentlemen, and those that lie betwixt! I’ve had the pleasure of discovering something very interesting about myself today! The tabloids are always so informative, you know – but this really takes the cake!”

> “Was anyone aware that I was killed last night? By a disgruntled sinner with exterminator weaponry? Someone ought to have told me! I’d have put my coffee down!”

dontasktheradiodemon

🎶 I'm terribly sorry to hear of your loss. When's your funeral?

#furbyorganist

🎶 Good day, listeners! It's been a while since I've posted a picture show, hasn't it? Let's change that!

🎶 It's been almost a year since I posted the first installment in a series about a gay detective solving gay crimes—so it's high time I post another! This one features the detective infiltrating the office of a therapist who's dedicated his life to helping queer people become unqueer—and get this: the therapist is the one painted as a villain! Yessir, the times have changed!

https://youtu.be/peqkwfWjd80

(If you get a "this video is age restricted" notice just click the above link to watch it on youtube)

#((Alastor doesn't tag triggers but i do: this is about a gay man grappling with homophobia so there's a lot of homophobia.))#((it was made in 2006 based on a book written by a gay man in the 90s))#((i haven't watched the movie in a year so I can't offer more specifics))#((also there's a nude scene. it's fan service for the target audience. the target audience is gay men))#video #Youtube

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Sniffle.

“That cookware is beautiful.”

( mentioned: @dontasktheradiodemon )

dontasktheradiodemon

🎶 Isn't it just! That's enameled cast iron, too! Beautiful and functional! You won't find better quality!

#smiledotdeer

dontasktheradiodemon

🎶 Say, speaking of getting all hot and bothered over pans, do you all want to see my new enameled cast iron cookware set?!

furby-organist

> "Yes please!" 👉👈

dontasktheradiodemon

🎶 I think you've already seen it! But oh, I haven't shown you my newest addition!

🎶 Now, isn't that just the darnedest thing!

furby-organist

> "... I want to marry it."

dontasktheradiodemon

🎶 You get it!

🎶 I can show you where I picked it up. They've increased the shop's defenses since the last time I was there, but their magical security's still abysmal.

#furbyorganist

furby-organist

@dontasktheradiodemon x "Not to be too forward, or worse, ungentlemanly, but could I interest you in a trip to the kitchenware store?"

dontasktheradiodemon

🎶 Remember when I said I'd settled down and my days of shamelessly ogling other cookware sets were behind me?

🎶 I lied. Name the time and date!

#// sjekwkksks mcfreakin lose it in the kitchenware store... two of them indecent... alexa you thot suggestjng this #((hooting and hollering and whistling as they throw dollar bills in a display Dutch oven whose lid is scandalously askew))#((an employee comes along and goes 'sirs it costs ten times that amount))#furbyorganist

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wow that cookware set is a real beaut

🎶 Isn't it just! Prettiest cookware ever made, if you asked me! Oh, I would have killed to afford a set just like it when I was alive. But I finally got my hands on 'em!

#((le creuset has indeed been around since 1925 and its first color was an orange red.))#((not exactly the same color but alastor's memory isn't THAT good))#((he's legit been drooling over this exact cookware for almost a century))#anonymous #ask

YES

🎶 I see I've got listeners with refined tastes!

#anonymous #ask

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