Fighter

“Are you kidding me?” “No, im adulting you”

This might come as a shock to some of you but saying “I’m not informed enough on this particular topic to have an opinion” is about 100 times more respectable than being misinformed

I know in school they often teach us that ‘I don’t know’ is the worst possible answer and that you are better off making your best guess than admitting ignorance, but that’s because the educational system is a dumpster fire, and this is a habit that it pays to un-learn.

When you’re a pessimist, you are either right or pleasantly surprised.

i just watched the incredibles & now ratatouille’s coming on, someones really looking out for me tonight

this old woman really whips out a shotgun the second she sees remmi & takes it to her whole house. Like what ? aren’t you on a fixed income? WHO is paying for these repairs? 

he melted the snow around him with sheer force of will 

sometimes you gotta ‘its not that deep’ yourself

My mattress is strapped to eight roombas and I leave all my doors open at night so the roombas can go where they want to. I wake up where they want me to be. I trust their decisions.

What’s your fantasy?

I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.

reblog for this ultimate fantasy life to come true

making a new password like me: beefstew computer: sorry password not stroganoff

oh my god

*slowclap*