My Ass Belongs To Muse Now

Let’s be real here. The only reason we use tumblr anymore is because we all started using it when we where like 13, and now have this weird emotional attachment to it because it shaped us as people.

me, mentally flipping through the various daydream universes i’ve crafted up like records in a crate: hmm, which fantasy shall i indulge in tonight?

stress level: drake and josh at the sushi conveyor belt

I love seeing bank rules that will never apply to me. My app was just like "you cannot deposit more than $5,000 daily to this account and I was like noted thanks

it was a gamer girl who rescued him 

Texas gamer girls are just that powerful.

I felt that

His shoulders are so narrow