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june 1st in the pitt santos says langdon is homophobic if he’s mean to her this month langdon hits her with the right back atcha and she’s like what? he tells her he’s bisexual and santos spends the rest of the shift trying to prove that he’s lying for clout. langdon shows her a picture of him doing body shots off of a twink and she’s like. okay well you could just be an alcoholic that doesn’t mean you actually fuck men. it comes to a head when garcia gets tired of their shit and shows santos a picture of langdon in med school making out with his frat boy situationship (they both later married women and the guy tries to deny that he was ever gay despite frequently telling langdon he’s a better fuck than his current wife) and santos is like. fine okay whatever faggot

its so much and its dishonest work

employment

Remember when joining fandom as a younger person meant lurking for a bit and figuring out the vibe and etiquette instead of coming in on day one and calling people weirdos for liking weirdo shit in the weirdo factory.

in space no one can hear you moan like a girl

Ground control here, we can hear you just fine

Reblog to let prev know their presence is wanted

god it's all so true

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eight year old meme on 995 days left

Reblog to gain creative energy and to give more creative energy to the person you reblogged this from.

it's okay if you as a lesbian want to fuck the straight blonde popstar but you can't be pretending she's a lesbian too girl at least make it a lesbian corruption kink or some shit

does anyone have that unsettling oil painting of a dark window with a sheet leading out into the darkness? it did the rounds on tumblr a while ago and i need itttt

Litmus test for “is the brightness on your phone too low for art appreciation”