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THATS IT THIS IS ME 200% OF THE TIME

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❛ It was some GRANDMA perfume! You know. White Diamonds by Liz Taylor type stuff. No THIS one is…sassy? Look, smell my collar! ❜
` I ACTUALLY---have no idea what you’re talking about. White Diamonds by Liz Taylor??” there was a pause made after she moved closer, her nose scrunching slightly. and with confusion--- “What does SASSY smell like, exactly?”
❛ LOOK, CASS. My perfume choices aren’t bad! It’s actually much better than the perfume one of my sons was going to get me. Now, THAT smelled bad. ❜
` ...YOU CAN’T JUST---you can’t just say something like that and not tell me how it smelled. PROVE to me your claim is truth ! ”
kiss your friends’ faces more / destroy the belief that intimacy must be reserved for monogamous relationships / be more loving / embrace platonic intimacy / embrace vulnerability / use emotionality as a radical tactic against a society which teaches you that emotions are a sign of weakness / tell more people you care about them / hold their hands / tell others you are proud of them / offer support readily / take care of the people around you
Lora Mathis (on a caption of her photoset)
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‘ so, you want fencing lessons?? it’s five hours a week every week. ‘
` ----you appearing down the block after I made a promise about picking up HEALTHIER life habits is practically FATE. Are there any nights open?”

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Send me a word and I will write a drabble with our characters:
Cheiloproclitic - Being attracted to someones lips. Quidnunc - One who always has to know what is going on. Ultracrepidarian - Of one who speaks or offers opinions on matters beyond their knowledge. Apodyopis - The act of mentally undressing someone. Gymnophoria - The sensation that someone is mentally undressing you. Tarantism - The urge to overcome melancholy by dancing. Autolatry - The worship of one’s self. Cagamosis - An unhappy marriage. Gargalesthesia - The sensation caused my tickling. Capernoited - Slightly intoxicated or tipsy. Lalochezia - The use of abusive language to relieve stress or ease pain. Cataglottism - Kissing with tongue. Basorexia - An overwhelming desire to kiss. Brontide - The low rumbling of distant thunder. Grapholagnia - The urge to stare at obscene pictures. Agelast - A person who never laughs. Wanweird - An unhappy fate. Dystopia - Am imaginary place of total misery. A metaphor for hell. Petrichor - The smell of dry rain on the ground. Anagapesis - The feeling when one no longer loves someone they once did. Malapert - Clever in manners of speech. Duende - Unusual power to attract or charm. Concilliabule - A secret meeting of people who are hatching a plot. Strikhedonia - The pleasure of being able to say “to hell with it”. Lygerastia - The condition of one who is only amorous when the lights are out. Ayurnamat - The philosophy that there is no point in worrying about events that cannot be changed. Sphallolalia - Flirtatious talk that leads no where. Baisemain - A kiss on the hand. Druxy - Something which looks good on the outside, but is actually rotten inside. Mamihlapinatapei - The look between two people in which each loves the other but is too afraid to make the first move.
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So maybe she just fell asleep standing up. In public. It’s not the first time it’s happened.
“–Hmwhat? Huh? Shit. F–sorry. Sorry, I’m … in the way.”
` ----MY FAULT, my fault. DEFINITELY, on me---sorry. Would have masterfully avoided you if not for the occupied hands && distracted thoughts, really. Come in for a bit ! ”
& with a nudge of her hip against the other woman, she pushed the door open, arms still full of bags, holding the door with a foot, shooting an expectant SMILE at the younger. TURNING DOWN potential company was certainly not something she was known for.
my brother,
I want to dance, laugh, eat pink cakes, yellow cakes, drink thin, sharp wine.
Virginia Woolf, from Collected Stories (via violentwavesofemotion)
❛ I dunno. That didn’t really sound like a sentence that was gonna end in GOOD. I think you’re backtracking!❜
` OK, OK. Actually, I’ve smelled better but----it’s KIND OF like a combination between good && I haven’t yet noticed I’m trying too hard but will probably end up facepalming and groaning miserably about bad perfume choices by the end of the day.”

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Big Hero 6 + friendship
from here.
` ----GOOD. You smell good. YOU DIDN’T LET ME FINISH !! ”
gently places a blanket over her sleeping form, taking care not to accidentally wake her as he ascends the rest of the stairs. how she continually falls asleep watching such a loud horror films he will never know.
&& she’s been up late again. Early to rise & late to bed, nothing out of the ordinary, in the least—-OFTENTIMES, she’s found the hours tick by quicker than she could ever dare grasp, there never being enough minutes or hours in a day, or days in a month, much less, months in a year ; it was a necessity to take what she could, for as long as she’s able.
But then, then. There were those quiet nights that seemed to drag, where every BREATH was consciously taken and every heartbeat COUNTED, slow. & steady—- & she’d find herself listening for the footfalls and thumps of her boys or their laughter and murmured voices through closed doors, or the familiar sound of clanging and shenanigans and genius in the making. & her heart would swell and she swears it would burst if it could.
She’d detour then. Instead of marching herself up to bed like intended, her hands would reach for her sweet, sweet cat, eventually settling themselves onto the sofa, a B-rated horror movie already set in queue, plans changing to staying up until the sounds of her favorites dozing off started.
STILL, even THE BEST LAID PLANS are offset, her eyes grew HEAVY despite the terror onscreen, momentarily drifting shut before popping open because goddamn is she going to fall asleep before the movie is over or the voices started to fade. The attempt lasted all but five minutes, a deep sleep quickly overtaking, her last conscious thought of a loud curse drifting up the stairs—-
IT WOULD BE oddly warm when she awakens, she’d drowsily wonder if Mochi had momentarily GROWN, as irrational the thought. Her mind would PAUSE at the absurdity, brows would furrow slightly, fingers curling around thick fabric.
& SHE’D LAUGH to herself, startling the cat lying on her feet awake ;
What did she do to get so lucky ?
open
THERE ARE BACK DOORS NOW??
` ----there hasn’t always been ?’
Wake up early. Drink coffee. Work hard. Be ambitious. Keep your priorities straight, your mind right and your head up. Do well, live well and dress really well. Do what you love, love what you do. It is time to start living.
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note to self
“i’unno, aunt cass.” hiro peered hesitantly around her shoulder, his nose wrinkled in distaste. “usually i trust your cooking, but this one seems a little… out there.”
` Pfffft. YOU’RE a little out there and d'you see me setting you aside for something else ?? Well, ACTUALLY. It doesn’t help that you’re so goddamn cute but that isn’t the point----what is the point is this dish is going to BLOW YOUR SOCKS OFF.’
Maybe it was all a little messier than usual and a bit more on the TOO SWEET side of the spectrum but---c’mon. S’MORES FRENCH TOAST, it’s the best of all worlds.