barbie girl

Mary Bennet, would you do me the very great honor of becoming my wife? Yes. Yes.

mary bennet just having the best time.

Mary Bennet: *does anything* Tom Hayward: *immediately—

Slytherin girls like to wear a mix of clothes from different eras. They tend to sway more towards vintage styles and expensive materials. Some would say their fashion taste is  ‘old fashioned’ and in some cases that’s true but Slytherin’s are known to add modern with old.

“Dear me, what’s the use of being a disgrace to the name of wizard if they don’t even pay you well for it?”

“ ‘I wouldn’t touch a filthy little blood traitor like her whatever she looked like,’ said Zabini coldly, and Pansy looked pleased. Malfoy sank back across her lap and allowed her to resume the stroking of his hair. ”

“Would you mind moving out of the way? Are you trying to earn some extra money, Weasley? Hoping to be gamekeeper yourself when you leave Hogwarts, I suppose – that hut of Hagrid’s must seem like a palace compared to what your family’s used to.“

Robert Pattinson's commentary in Twilight is hilarious

Slytherin girls are cunning, witty and determined. They are fighters but not in a forceful and obvious way like a Gryffindor would be. Fiercely loyal and passionate, they will stick up for anyone they love and care about.

We Slytherins are brave, yes, but not stupid. For instance, given the choice, we will always choose to save our own necks.

Those cunning folk use any means to achieve their ends.

“You could be great, you know, it’s all here in your head, and Slytherin will help you on the way to greatness, no doubt about that.”

“It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.”

BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

“Hey, Potter! Potter! The Dementors are coming, Potter! Woooooooo!”

“My mum always said things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end. If not always in the ways we expect".