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we're not kids anymore.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@dommyqueenwrites
Help, I’m I love with too many 2D characters and now my standards are forever ruined.
Please check out my RULES.
Who I will write for.
AO3.
Interested in what’s coming?
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(Scuse me yall, allow ya girl to be a bit vulnerable and cringy in her blog for a bit pls don’t let this change how u see me, im gonna make this my diary for a quick sec)
If you’re new here don’t even worry about it but back in 2024 I made a post about blocking a male friend (who I was very much into but don’t even get me STARTED-) and then deleted it very quickly because it was just an overall embarrassing situation (thank you and love you to everyone who sent me lovely messages I cried love yall FUCK men)
But basically, help. Why is it so hard to stop yearning for a version of a person that didn’t even exist? How has it been two years already and I still think about this person ever.single.day.. literally how pls. We never even dated. Thank GOD we never even dated the damage would have be sooo much worse. But like…HOWWW
If you saw my original short post about it you might be like wtf why would it even make sense for you to like him and STILL think about him girl.
Howeverrrr, and something I am very proud of is that we’ve never spoken since I blocked him! I never cracked! Yay me!!! (She said, as she thinks about where he could be in life everyday)
Anyways yall, just need to lessen the load somehow. Night!
Uh also, check out egg_company on ao3, they have some great sub Alucard stuff
Ooh! I’ll definitely check them out👀
https://www.tumblr.com/pininghermit/722322431042273280/dollification-and-lingere?source=share
I found this, no idea if you already knew it but I thought you may like it.
Oh I love @pininghermit !!!
Have you read their headcanons about a soulmate au with Alucard? Ugh he is our stay at home husband in one of the lifetimes😫😩😩
Happy Easter! 🐰
Oh…reverse bunny costume..
I want..

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Hiiii! I just found your account last night and read all of your works! I just wanted to say that you are an amazing writer, and that I hope you are doing well!
Awww this is such an honor thank you!🥰🥰
I need to write more😭have so many ideas for our lil niche community but… 😴
Which was your favorite? 👀
Have you watched Shadow love? It is a wonderfull C-Drama about a badass female general and her vampire (it is more like bloodmagic, but he does drink blood) boyfriend/sugarbaby? (they are the same age, but he has like no money) who is hopelessly devoted to her. The male lead is also shirtless quiet a bit and oh god his puppydog eyes. The angst phase is very rewarding and not just angst for the sake of angst.
XOXO
Ooh I haven’t seen it but I’m definitely gonna check it out!👀 can’t get enough of baddie female generals <3
I love the role reversal vibes of this - the tough lady butchering pigs in the yard to make a living and her beautiful husband minding the kid inside.
Girl, he's not scared, he's enraptured.
I mean, she may be a butcher of pigs but he was a butcher of people, so this does not phase him in the least. He just loves her kind heart and capability.
When I was a younger mousie and read a lot more romance novels than I do now, I read a fair bit of those set in 18th/19th cent American West where some lone woman, sometimes a widow, would find and take in an injured dude who was actually some really wanted and deadly gunslinger or w/e and this is giving same vibes only way better.
How are yall?
Thinking of my blonde sweetheart tdy…
Just saw all five Twilight movies in theaters for its 20th anniversary.
Happy Halloween!! How we feeling?

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Smitten with my Emperor
Sub!Neji x Dom!Fem!Reader
warnings: matriarchal society, lots of made up ceremonial customs, mentions of clan abuse, smut, neji saying no like an anime girl (because he doesn’t know its an orgasm and thinks its peepee, but then asks you to continue), penetration (neji receives obviously), mentions of male pregnancy, some sprinkled hurt/comfort.
wc: 6.3K
AO3
a/n: this took me foreverrrrr to write (I CANT HELP IT I NEEDED TO EXPAND ON EVERYTHING IM SORRY), but its finally here. I put my HEART, MIND, and PUSSY in this shit so y'all better leave me some love 🔪 🖤
Do you like Obito pookie….
Naurrrr im afraid not pookie😔
Hey, how are you doing? We havn't heard from you in a while, is everything okay?
XOXO
Hiii, aww you’re so sweet🥺🥹🥹
I’m all good bb, just been dealing with some things that happened at the end of 2024 and my new job.
I miss being passionate about writing sm… I mostly went back to silently reading.
How are you? I miss you!!
Him saying that before going in for the kiss, I can't ><
I WANT HIM TO BE MY LIVE-IN HUSBAND
How to sleep soundly with an assassin sharing your bed:
Don't let her restrain any bit of your robe
2. Don't let her keep her hidden sharp object
3. Don't let her win the staring contest
4. Don't let her give you a surprise knock-out chop

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The reversal of both their starting dynamic and the typical gender roles is insane here! But also it's his excuse - I am sure he can't sleep well because he hasn't been able to for a decade.
SHE GIVES HIM A WEAPON TO PROTECT HIMSELF I AM UNWELLLLLL
And he cuddles it. CAN WE TIME MACHINE A THERAPIST INTO THIS BABY?
Yeah, the way they can't sleep and freak out at every noise.
This scene!!!!
And she knocks him out!
I AM BONA FIDE UNWELL OVER THIS AAAAAAAA
And she does. All night.
OH MY GOD.
WATCH THIS YALL OMGGGG
Duchess' Consort
Request: Loving your Tropovenia stories ❤️ I got, 'Against Parents'. Would you please write something about Adrian and modern reader with that prompt? 🥺
AN: Hello anon, I am glad you're enjoying my silly little event! I loved writing this and would have loved to add more bg but this event is for short stories so I tried my best. I hope you like it :)
Genre: drama & royalty au ish??
Pairing(s): Alucard x female Reader
Summary: “You will have to be my consort. You will not be given the title of duke. I will be the duchess. Our children will bear my family name. Yours will be forgotten. They will never quite treat you well. Your heritage will be scorned. Your lands will be absorbed by the duchy.”
“He’s a vampire!” your father roars, his face flushing red. It’s a familiar sight, one that mirrors your own anger. Apparently, temper ran strong in the family.
“And he’s a dhampir!” you snap back, marching toward him with equal fury.
The latest argument about your relationship had now passed the two-hour mark. You were both too stubborn to yield, two sides of the same damn coin. Exhaustion tugged at your shoulders, but neither of you would back down. Not yet.
Consort Alucard? Royalty au?? FUCK YES PLEASEE