The Domino Effect

"I've looked up things about your symptoms.. Are you pregnant?"

"You.. You're pregnant?!"

"I'm gonna be a dad.. I'm going to be a dad!"

"I would never leave you.. I'm so excited for this baby."

"As the aunt/uncle of this baby, it is my right to spoil it."

"___ You two are not ready to have a baby, I can't believe it."

"Who's the spawn of satan? You are!"

"Either that was a really bad cramp, or I'm having contractions."

"Don't be mad at me but... I think I might be pregnant.."

"You know how you said you've always wanted a family? Well.. now we have that chance. I'm pregnant!"

"The protection didn't work, okay?! Now we're having a baby!"

"We.. We can't have a baby! Are you kidding me?!"

"Look at him/her.. She's perfect."

"If that stupid doctor tells me one more hour, i'm going to kill them!"

"Well I think you just broke my hand.."

"I lost the baby."

"We.. We lost the baby?"

"He left me when I told him..."

"What about adoption?"

"I went to the doctor.. and... well.. I don't know how to say this.."

"That one night stand was the biggest mistake of our lives.."

"I'm pregnant and I have no idea who the father is."

"I'm scared, ____! I don't know how to raise a baby!"

"What if they don't want the baby, and leave me?"

"The baby kicked!"

"It's really hard to cuddle with you when i'm this fat.."

"I'm so helpless and fat, I hate being pregnant."

"For the last time, you're not fat. You're pregnant."

"I hate you for doing this to me.."

"You're in labor?!"

"You alright? Is something wrong with the baby?"

"Shit.. hospital.. hospital now..!"

"It's a boy/girl."

"You don't look so hot."

"Let me help you up."

"You're not going looking like that!"

"Okay...hospital. Now."

"Back to bed."

"I'm dizzy."

"I think I broke my wrist."

"Here. Rinse your mouth."

"Are you sure you're okay? No. No, you're not. Get back in the house."

"Maybe you should get going."

"What the hell happened to you?!"

"I can't breathe."

"Holy shit, you're turning blue!"

"You need to lie down."

"I need to lie down."

"Hey. Can you hear me? You had a seizure."

"If you get me sick, I swear to God--"

"Hey--Look at me!"

"Tell me where it hurts."

"Why are you so scared of the doctor?"

"I need some help over here!"

"Ow!!"

"Do you need some water?"

"Is that blood?!"

"Are you choking?"

"Can you hear me?"

"What...what happened?"

"I burned myself pretty bad.."

"You burned yourself pretty bad.."

"We need to go to the hospital. Now."

"You feel warm."

"104 fever?!"

"Frog in your throat?"

"Are you alright? You look pale."

"Hey--you passed out."

"Stop it. You're limping."

"Where's your inhaler?"

"Do you know where my inhaler is?"

"Your arm is not supposed to bend like that."

"How long have you had that cough?"

"Let me get you a trash can."

"Do you have any pepto bismol?"

"How long have you been throwing up?"

"I can't stop throwing up."

"What did you do to yourself?"