Domini's 2024 Fiction Round-Up:
I Wrote You A (Lot Of) Stor(ies)!
(633,459 words’ worth!)
Hi hi friends! I have written what experts might perhaps call a “truly bonkers” amount of Rizzoli & Isles fanfiction for you (and me, obviously) over this calendar year, and I figured since I have relentlessly appeared in your feeds with words and words and words, why not do it again, but with all the words in one place? So! Here they are!
The titles of each story link to their respective tumblr posts, in case you liked any of them and feel so moved to recommend them On Here; the AO3 links are the links that say AO3!
The list is arranged by genre, AUs are broken out into their respective genres/by chronology for handy reference! (The smut is also classed emotional/hedonism, in case you don’t want to get any feelings wedged in there on accident.)
I included the AO3 descriptions if you’re new to my stories, or missed any of them and are intrigued (real talk: I myself forgot about a couple of these); it’s a long post so the good stuff’s under the cut!
It’s been a delight and a pleasure for me, a person who can apparently only coax dopamine from their squeezed-dry brain by tip-tapping about These Two Idiots into the notes app, ideally between 8-14 hours a day, and I hope it has been at least tolerable for you.
Thank you love you <3
(And a friendly reminder from one of your local fictioneers: writing into a vacuum does, ironically, blow; tell a writer you like their stories today!)
LONGFORM AU
LATE MEDIEVAL (England 1389)
•The Austringer (AO3)
In 1389 Leicester, England, Lady Maura Isles meets a dashing, mysterious stranger and is drawn into a web of intrigue, danger, and forbidden romance to rival the most notorious of chivalric tales.
THE GILDED AGE (Boston/NYC 1885, London 1886): The Age of Wickedness (Series) (AO3)
•No Rest for the Wicked (2023, but it completes the set)(AO3)
In 1880s Boston, a private detective with a mysterious past meets an idiosyncratic, strong-willed physician; they quickly become embroiled in a series of grotesque, disturbing murders that mirror horrors long thought vanquished.
•The Ways of the Wicked (AO3)
Sequel to NO REST FOR THE WICKED, a Gilded Age AU. Jane and Maura continue their lives together in 1880s Boston, though their happiness is soon interrupted by a new string of brutal murders that draw together the police, the Church, Boston's notorious street gangs, and rapidly-shifting social attitudes, all casting a bright spotlight on the dark underbelly of a shining city.
•Some Wicked Thing (AO3)
The third installment in The Age of Wickedness follows Maura and Jane through their life together in 1885 Boston. A young woman from a notable society family is committed to an asylum under mysterious circumstances, and our heroes must enter a dark, dangerous world in order to discover the truth.
•Among the Weak and the Wicked (AO3)
Jane and Maura are obligated to travel to London after the death of Maura's father in order to participate in the complex and rigid mourning practices demanded of Maura’s social station. Constrained by etiquette to remain within the opulent-but-shrouded Hyde Park mansion ruled over by Maura's stern, proper grandmother Lady Margaret and joined in black-veiled isolation by the elegant, distant, recently-widowed Constanze Isles, the pair spend their days bored and frustrated by the strict and monotonous rules of mourning, until a series of bodies are discovered in the dim, silent manse—the killer almost certainly moving just as silently among them.
HARD-BOILED NOIR (Boston 1931)
•Hard Luck (AO3)
In Prohibition-era Boston, private detective Jane Rizzoli is pretty happy with her little life of catching wandering spouses, foiling blackmailers, and solving problems the police won't touch, until one stormy night a tear-stained dame walks into her office, asking her to solve the murder of her high-profile fiancé Garrett Fairfield, one of the city's most powerful men.
•Hot Agony Jazz (AO3)
A sequel to Hard Luck: A Hard-Boiled Noir
After the events a few months earlier, private detective Jane Rizzoli is holed up in her converted office over a shirt factory, laying low, until one day a phone call from her brother starts a chain of events that quickly spirals into a life-or-death situation for more than one person.
NOTE: this story progresses from the second ending of Hard Luck ("Fireworks")
COSMIC HORROR
• Mother-Thing (AO3)
A too-accurately translated invocation found at a crime scene leads to the arrival of an unexpected guest, and the unraveling of the fabric of the universe itself. Rating is for depictions of unnameable and consciousness-rending terror! Yay!
•I Dare You (tumblr only)
Ancient sex witches! Maura eats a marshmallow!
SERIAL KILLERS (Contemporary Boston)
•Folie à Deux (AO3) (ongoing, ad hoc)
Inspired by a tumblr post in which it was proposed that maura and jane are actually a hot, highly-accomplished serial murder team operating right under everyone's noses. it's very dark! and very creepy! if that is not your thing! don't worry about it!
SMUT (EMOTIONAL)
•Diaphananthe hedoniana (Sex Pollen) (AO3)
Maura drags Jane to the annual Isles Foundation gala where they’re both exposed to a mysterious chemical that does what mysterious chemicals do, but once it wears off, reality has to come back.
•You Can’t Go Home Again (AO3)
Three years after Paris, Jane and Maura run into each other.
•Beautiful, Brilliant, Talented (AO3)
Jane and Maura are at a bad place in their just-friends relationship and they each have very different ways of dealing with it.
SMUT (HEDONISM)
•Good Girl (g!p jane) (AO3)
jane wakes up with an unexpected new friend: an oblique transtasia
•Diaphananthe hedoniana, Chapters 1-3 only
•Beautiful, Brilliant, Talented, Part 2 (tumblr only)
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UPDATE: my cat Lil’ Johnny Beefcake, god’s perfect idiot and boyfriend to all, is officially terrified of dapples; he was sleeping on the couch and the breeze picked up and the sunlight shifted and he jolted awake, back arched, tail attenuated, before bouncing backward, stiff-legged, onto the floor and cautiously peering back up to observe the peaceful play of light and shadow before taking off like a shot to hide in my closet for an hour. Add it to the list that includes fringe (even a single exposed fringlet), weirdly-rumpled sweatshirts, and unexpected pieces of smooth paper (i.e. receipts, envelopes).
Pictured: Mister Jonathan Boyfriend, aka Dr. Bongwater
(this one’s kind of a cheat, as the real answer is the same dance/clurb playlist I always listen to on the bus to force myself to get hype for work, so that’s represented by 1-5; 6-10 are some songs I’ve paid actual money to put on the stupid pay-to-play jukeboxes at work)(fuuuuuck I hate them so much)(but the songs are jams, at least):
1. Basement Jaxx: Where’s Your Head At
2. DJ Snake ft. Lil’ Jon: Turn Down for What
3. Galantis: Peanut Butter Jelly
4. Underworld: Born Slippy (Nuxx)
5. The Blessed Madonna: Serotonin Moonbeams
6. Tom Tom Club: Genius of Love
7. Skatt Bros: Walk the Night
8. Sister Nancy: Bam Bam
9. Kylie Minogue: Magic
10. System of a Down: Toxicity
(I dumped spotify for qobuz last year and it was a great choice for me; anyway, that’s why all the links are youtube videos)
I always want to know what @modestflamboyance is listening to! and @release-the-sheep! and @strawberrymotion and @dis-connectfic and @dirtyrobber70, if anybody wants to share . . .
PSA: I just got my first mammogram and it wasn’t nearly as painful or traumatic as I’d been led to believe for my entire tit-having life; it took 15 minutes and I was cheerily chattered to by Rita the x-ray tech the whole time about breast health and also how much she loves that there aren’t any bugs in the Pacific Northwest (as opposed to Iowa, where she grew up) and when I was done she said I did great and while it was a pleasure to meet me she hopes we never meet again (in that ideally I won’t be back until next year’s routine exam, and she’ll be retired by then).
Anyway! If you’re over 40 (like me), or have a family history of breast or other reproductive cancers (like me!), or you (or a partner) notice any change in your breasts during self-exams or other boob-touchery, get yer mams grammed! As someone whose mother went through chemo and radiation for idiopathic breast cancer not two years ago, and whose paternal grandmother and maternal great-grandmother both had double mastectomies, and also has a deep and abiding love for tits just, like, in general: breast health is your health. Give ‘em a squeeze!
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get you a manager who, when you carefully and apologetically mention late night shifts aren’t your favorite and if anyone ever wants to trade your closing shift for a day shift to let you know, immediately goes into the schedule and changes your one closing shift to the mid, no questions asked
whatever is going on with Keke Palmer and Sean Evans is the only heterosexual thing i will allow this month or ever and not only will i allow it i in fact both require and demand it
Crambinal Mimes: Exposition is back and wowwww yes this show has leaned into camp for a minute but it is a whole-ass backcountry excursion so far and I don’t know if there’s an indica potent enough
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so it turns out my coworker’s old nyc roommate was mary mcdonnell’s kid? anyway good thing i’m old and tired now so my whole reaction to that detail was ‘oh, that’s cool, is she nice?’ (yes, the whole family is very nice)