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When I look at this, it makes me feel like Leo's running for president or something.

I just realized something today. Marion Cotillard played Edith Piaf in the biopic, "La Vie en Rose." And Edith Piaf sings "Non je ne regrette rien."

Using my movie meta logic, does that mean that Mal sings the kick song?

I'm glad I can scare the crap out of you with creepy inception music, darling! MY JOB HERE IS DONE! 

But a while back there was an exhibit at my local art museum that displayed costumes and wardrobe from various movies. One of the outfits on display was none other than Rose's dinner dress. And let me just say, it's absolutely gorgeous in person. Part of me wanted to reach over and touch it (it was perfectly within grasp), but somehow I don't think the security guard keeping watch would have enjoyed that.

You know why?

I'll tell you why!

I just watched the trailer for J.Edgar. 

I just bought the latest GQ Magazine with Leo as their main feature.

I also purchased a pint of cotton candy ice cream to enjoy as I read said feature.

And I came in my pants.

That is all.

Not only am I attracted to Hank in human form...but also in Beast form...

Does that mean I'm into...Beastiality...?

Ohohoho! Okay, then. LETS DO THIS!

1. I only own two DVDs. I usually don't buy movies, just rent or watch them online. The two that I own are Inception and X-Men: First Class.

2. I like eating salt. Lime salt, chili salt, salt salt. SALT!

3. I once had a dream where my boyfriend's father said some horrible things about Leo. I just about slapped the crap out of him.

4. Speaking of dreams, I had one last night that was set in the Inception world. I don't remember what it was about though. Did I just get dream heisted?

5. I just spent roughly $60 on Japanese candy and treats online. I regret nothing.

6. This Halloween my boyfriend and I are going as Dwight and Angela, respectively.

7. When I fawn over other actors, I feel like I'm cheating on Leonardo. You'll always be my number one, baby!

8. For reasons that only a handful of people know about, if there were ever a movie featuring Leonardo and Gaspard Ulliel in a homosexual relationship, I would just up and die. My life would be complete. They are my favorite non-existent pairing.

9. A few of my favorite ships include Pam and Jim, Jack and Rose, Jack and Ianto, Rose and the 10th, Germany and Austria, Alex and Hank, Erik and Charles. If you know every pairing I'm referring to, and ship them as well, just come over and get in my bed. You don't even need to say anything.