Mainly spoken by Wynonna Earp herself. Feel free to adjust wording and pronouns.
âI donât do authority.â
âThese days, I barely do sober.â
âYou wanna know how batshit I am?â
âNobody shoots my family but me.â
âIâm nuts, remember?âÂ
âThatâs why they call it a curse.â
âBig city, leather loafers: douche.â
âI never blow jobs without a âpleaseâ first.â
âUgly and dumb. You sure we havenât dated?â
âNormal dudes carry baby pictures in their wallet.â
âHow about smiling? You ever do that?â
âI have my toys; you have yours.â
âThat is so specifically vague.â
âWorst pickup line ever.âÂ
âOh, I love when you say âshit-ticketâ!â
âItâs such a shame all the men in this town are insane.â
âI want them to tremble in fear before me.â
âSometimes you come so close to cool, and then cool makes a run for it.â
âPut a muzzle on it.â
âThis is not the kind of penetration Iâm used to.â
âDo you come with a translation app?â
âJust another dude telling me what Iâve done wrong.â
âThis one cut pretty close to the bone.â
âYou have a million reasons to hate me, but you still love me.â
âThatâs what I love about you, dude.â
âIs it beer o'clock?â
âYou and your math both suck.â
âThere is a little rebel in there!â
âTwo choices: you can help me, or you can not help me and die.â
âIâm trying to become the type of woman who keeps her word.â
âI canât fill up on revenge. I need some peace.â
âThe creep factor on this aggro goes to eleven.â
âI was just thinking I needed another man to tell me what to do today, and here you are.â
âWorst fortune cookie advice ever!â
âWe should get t-shirts.â
âThat guy needs to unclench.â
âI prefer âHOT messâ.â
âDonât make me get rough.â
âIf my parole officer is asking, then no.â
âI either need way more or way less of this stuff, I tell ya.â
âYou must be desperate.â
âIâve had it up to here with surprises.â
âWhat the sweet hell is this?â
âYour scrapbooking habit has taken a terrible turn!â
âLet your freak flag fly free.â
âYour outfitâs adorable.â
âI brought you a shirt, put your coffee back on.â
âPlease donât try to be cool, itâs literally the worst.â
âTime moves different when youâre being held against your will, doesnât it?â
âI think whiskey Jim mightâve been pulling my boob.â
âI donât follow very well. Iâd say Iâm more of a fighter.â
âI only shoot bad guys. Thatâs kinda the point of me.â
âThat sounds like a gamble to me.âÂ
"Do you have a flamethrower? Cause a flamethrower is at least fun.â
âWe survived hotdog stuffed crust pizza, so I think we got this.â
âMy relationship with law enforcement is a little complicated.â