Dolphin Water Bottles

some octopus had 900 hours in Pokemon Alpha Sapphire and you just fuckin stole his 3DS

I think it's insane that even in the most leftist and "progressive" spaces the idea of equating morality with looks is alive and present and no one fucking bats an eye at it. like racists and mysoginysts are always portrayed as fat and hairy and generally unkept, as a contrast to the morally good and attractive leftists of course; people will have no problem being genuinely fucking awful about someone's appearance if they're deemed to be a "bad person". and the worst part is you point all of this out and people act like you're reading too much into things like no dude you gotta start using your brain more

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

king

King

“Pack it up boys we’ve made a social blunder” is the funniest sentence I’ve ever read 😭😭😭😭😭

Advanced maneuvers

Schmovement