ava

watching the star trek with the space hippies and the main one is charles napier but every time i see him all i can think is "oh shit it's the guy with the chin from beyond the valley of the dolls"

this is the same thing that happened when i watched branded to kill and i was like "holy fuck it's the guy with the cheeks from space mutiny"

i think this must have been what it was like living through the end of the european Enlightenment and then watching your children invent the victorian period

Don't comment stupid things on my posts. It's not my fault you don't know what you're talking about and when you inflict it on me, you're actually doing a microaggression (I am a smart person, which is an oppressed class)

my reverse strawman theory is that you can post any take, no matter how obviously facetious and satirical, and someone out there will march up to you and declare that they are, actually, full of straw as well!

if jonathan swift had the internet you would see a dedicated group of people who insist that yes, actually, we SHOULD be eating irish babies

this rocks

the problem with calling inanimate objects “girl” is that once you start you cannot stop. I said “girl” to the dishwasher because that bitch would not close no matter how hard I whacked her pussy. what is wrong with me

also if you know me from outside here, be normal. if you are weird, i will destroy you.