let's show it how you drop it.

don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page

We’re losing our collective shit laughing at this. Holy crap it’s so funny, please turn the sound on.

I literally love being at home! In my own space! Comfortable! Not surrounded by people!

I really can’t wait for winter because then I can start wearing the other 97% of my clothes 

just because i hate me doesnt mean you can

Dunno if bobbing the teabag actually helps the tea steep faster but it sure is fun to feel a part of something

why the fuck are princess doll toys and pet shop shit commercials always putting these weird theme songs in like they cant even rhyme them  theyre always like “sparkles and glitter right before your eyes!!! she talks and dances and!!!!!!!!!!! spins and flies!!! Magic Surprise!! Horse” 

my mind says college but my heart says isolated sheep herder in Iceland

i just got a 105 min ad?? on youtube??

confession: i am Not sick of uptown funk at all i still throw down every single time i hear it and will for the entire rest of my life. catch me at 100 years old hearing “DUP. DUT DOODOOT DUT DOODOOT,” launching out of my wheelchair and screaming WOOAHHH THIS HIT THAT ICE COLD

hard pill to swallow: there are some things that are not meant for you. you will meet people that are not willing to stay. there will be times that you will fail. but don’t be discouraged because alongside, you are meant to be something, you will meet people that will stay, and most importantly, you will get better.