Thoughts of Dog

it is never too late. to go back to bed

sometimes. after a passionate bork. my tooth can get stuck. on the outside of my mouth. and i become way less intimidating. than is ideal

the human came home early. and gave me the biggest hug. i’m not sure how they knew i wanted one

WE ARE IN THE CAR. NOT SURE WHERE WE’RE HEADED. BUT THE WINDOWS ARE DOWN. AND I’M EATING THE WIND

we met a very kind human. who told me i was good. during our afternoon walk. i'm circling them slowly. to trap them with my leash. and when i succeed. they'll have to finish the walk with us. that's the law

sometimes. the human presses their noggin against mine. to figure out what i’m thinking. so i just think really hard. about how much i love them. and hope they figure it out

the human is hosting a get together this evening. and i am told there will be snacks. so my goal. will be to convince every single guest. that i have not eaten. in several weeks

sometimes. you have to spin in circles. to appreciate all that’s around you

i found. the perfect spot in the yard. where the sun shines through the trees. and toasts me like a marshmallow

a fun fact about me. is that i love you

it is difficult. to perform a good sit. when my feets keep sliding away from me. this is why. i believe the entire household. should be carpeted. thank you for your time

i just woke up. from my early afternoon snoozle. which means we’re not far away. from the midafternoon snoozle. but i may have to reschedule. the pre-evening snoozle. i’m just too busy

a human is at the door with a package. i know i’m supposed to bork around. perhaps even cause a rumpus. but they’re just doing their job. and i’m kind of tired. so i’ll just wiggle a bit. and smile through the window. to thank them for the gift

the human just took a picture of me. from really up close. which makes the picture look. like i took it myself. they find this very funny

gooooob morning. the human made me a pancake. in the shape of a heart. it tasted similar to a circle pancake. but meant a lot more

i know you have a lot going on right now. so i just want to say. i think you’re doing great

the small neighbor human. has been teaching me how to roll over. but i usually stop halfway. this is the belly rub toll. and i will not complete the trick. until it is paid