Dog Shame

The cat threw up and it landed in my mouth!! Is it my birthday?

(I'm selling y babies to pay for the LV that I destroyed.)

My son left for college and Talullah acted out by eating his bed! 

I ate a hole in mommy's new shirt. I am her therapy dog in training and it is working. She now needs therapy.

Sorry about the broken window... I just wanted to play with the dog next door. 

I sory fur kilin yer chikin.

I just ate fresh cat poop and tried to lick my mums face. She said it made her throw up in her mouth a little.

"My name is Ruby, and I eat panties."

I took daddy’s new shoes out of the box and tested them. They were delicious. I’m a naughty dog. 

I hid (or ate) the plug for the bath tub. Now no one can bathe!

Dino, the Golden Retriever, does not want to move over for Gordo, the Bulldog, who’s laying at the front door. Tension levels rise in this home one particular afternoon and only grandpa’s intervention would help Gordo get enough time to go outside and avoid a disaster :)

"I eat Xbox 360 headsets."

Why won't this door open again so I can jump through the blinds out the back window!! I miss my family?

I put my nose too close to the hive entrance

Those wings were delicious! -Fred

Moms mad We are in big trouble We ate the remote control We also ate the legs on the ottoman Mom was mad

Hi I'm Ren I digged on my grandma's yard and I don't understand why she is mad at me and why am I punished. I'm young and I want to see the world and I'm starting with china...