daddypain96

Come sit with me a moment. Chill with me. Smoke with me if that’s your thing or grab a drink. I want to talk to you.

I have an overwhelming amount of hey in my in box. I’m going to need to buy a pitchfork soon. For real.

When you are messaging a person you don’t know, like me, a really good place to start is with a greeting for sure, but also an opening. Tell me about yourself a little and what you like to be called maybe. Tell me how you found me if you’re messaging me cold. It could sound like “Hello, I think you’re the bees knees” or some shit “I’m” whatever you like to be called “and I just came here from twitter” or a reblog or whatever, “and I’m enjoying your” whatever the fuck you want to call this collection. Add in some flare if you want to be interesting, but “hey” and the like is not interesting. Asking me what’s up out of the blue is the same. Don’t do this if you want a response.

Disclaimer: this is 100% being written while my husband’s tongue is in my ass 😜👅👅🍑

1. You get to fuck other men, I mean c’mon 😍

2. They’re more than willing to satisfy ALL of your sexual needs😈

3. You’ll get to go on more dates 🍷

4. There’s no hard feelings or weirdness when you have guy friends 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♀️

5. YOU define your sex life ♠️

6. They’ll encourage you to spoil your body more so it’ll be appreciated by other men 💅🏻

7. You don’t have to settle for only one dick for the rest of your life 🍆🍆🍆

8. They’re always going to cuddle and take care of your body after you’ve been fucked raw by alphas 💞

9. You’ll never stop being treated like an absolute queen 👸

10. He’ll be devoted to you alone while you’ll get to have your cake and eat it too 🍰

1:When did you lose your virginity?

2:Rough sex or soft sex?

3:Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?

4:Weirdest place you’ve had sex?

5:Favourite sex position?

6:Do you like to be dominant or submissive?

7:Have you ever had any one night stands?

8:Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?

9:Have you ever had sex in a public place?

10:Have you ever been caught masturbating?

11:What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?

12:How often do you have sex?

13:Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?

14:Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?

15:Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?

16:A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?

17:A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?

18:Are you into dressing up for sex?

19:Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?

20:If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?

21:Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?

22:Do you/would you use sex toys?

23:Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?

24:Would you have sex with your best friend?

25:Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)

26:Something that will never fail to get you horny?

27:Early morning sex or late night sex?

28:Favourite body part on the opposite sex?

29:Favourite body part on the same sex?