God is dead.

Breath of the Wild: Master Works

1. Guardian Concepts

2. The stones surrounding the Master Sword pedestal each represented a different race or goddess (translation)

3. “Pointless things we want the horses to do”

4. Temple of Time ruins concept art

5. Divine Beast concepts

6. Ancient Columns functionality

7. Weapon concept art

8. Vah Naboris concept art

9. Calamity Ganon concept art

Oh my fuck.

Boo. Sounds like youre livin a whole lot of meaninglessness. My condolensces.

A prospitian mail woman. We have some things to talk about, if you get my drift.

I’m currently livwin a vwhole lot of arguin, so I’m pretty satisfied vwith my life.

aries: leave your stupid comments in your pocket

taurus: oh hai mark

gemini: i already ordered a pizza

cancer: i got the results of the test back. i definitely have breast cancer.

leo: anyway, how is your sex life?

virgo: ha ha ha what a story, mark

libra: hai doggie

scorpio: you, you’re just a chicken. cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep!

sagittarius: oh hai, johnny. i didn’t know it was you. 

capricorn: everybody betrayed me! i’m fed up with this world!

aquarius: i’m tired, i’m wasted…i love you, darling!

Boo. Sounds like youre livin a whole lot of meaninglessness. My condolensces.

A prospitian mail woman. We have some things to talk about, if you get my drift.

I’m currently livwin a vwhole lot of arguin, so I’m pretty satisfied vwith my life.