Human:
"Did you know that if I cut you..?"
Dugesia:
[Revs chainsaw]
"Did you know that if I cut you..?"
Human:
"Hey, that's unfair.
You're meant to be cut."
Dugesia:
"What's good for the goose
is good for the gander.
You say that
I'm meant to be cut.
Well I say that
it's you who should be cut.
Who has the right to decide
who has the right here?"
Dugesia:
"-said the human.
Say the dugesia
'Dugesia decide'.
Your word against mine.
-but I have the chainsaw.
See I'm prepared to cut."
Human:
"Why do you even have that?"
Dugesia:
"I don't carry anything
that can harm me.
You think the same.
That's how I know
you're unarmed.
Advantage me.
You better run."
Human:
"Why don't you just kill me?
You're a predator."
Dugesia:
"Why didn't you?
You're a predator."
Dugesia:
"Don't lie.
You kill and eat so many."
Human:
"Okay, fair.
I'd rather learn than kill."
Dugesia:
"Same.
-but I don't start a conversation
by saying how much
I want to slice someone up.
I don't put myself
in unnecessary danger,
even though I can survive
far more than you.
They say humans are smart.
I guess it varies a lot
between individuals,
not like us.
If I were you,
I wouldn't be so confident
relying on the fame of others.
I brought a chainsaw.
You're outmatched.
I'm giving you a chance to learn,
maybe teach the others.
-so go,
before I lose my patience
and change my mind."
Dugesia:
"-and word of advice!
don't turn away from the threat
while you run from it!
(damn idiot)
They'll learn."
amandla
