DogfishNurse

Prompt list by @crypticsketchpad

did you say "the ooze"?

three flat fellas

Dugesia: [Revs chainsaw] "Did you know that if I cut you..?"

Human: "Hey, that's unfair. You're meant to be cut."

Dugesia: "What's good for the goose is good for the gander. You say that I'm meant to be cut. Well I say that it's you who should be cut. Who has the right to decide who has the right here?"

Human: "Humans decide."

Dugesia: "-said the human. Say the dugesia 'Dugesia decide'. Your word against mine. -but I have the chainsaw. See I'm prepared to cut."

Human: "Why do you even have that?"

Dugesia: "I don't carry anything that can harm me. You think the same. That's how I know you're unarmed. Advantage me. You better run."

Human: "Why don't you just kill me? You're a predator."

Dugesia: "Why didn't you? You're a predator."

Human: "No, I'm not."

Dugesia: "Don't lie. You kill and eat so many."

Human: "Okay, fair. I'd rather learn than kill."

Dugesia: "Same. -but I don't start a conversation by saying how much I want to slice someone up. I don't put myself in unnecessary danger, even though I can survive far more than you. They say humans are smart. I guess it varies a lot between individuals, not like us. If I were you, I wouldn't be so confident relying on the fame of others. I brought a chainsaw. You're outmatched. I'm giving you a chance to learn, maybe teach the others. -so go, before I lose my patience and change my mind."

Human: [runs]