so it turns out that time actually does go by faster as you get older. just like how adults told me it would when i was younger. pisses me off

In 3000ad tumblr is the last website

imagine it’s January 1st, 3000. tumblr somehow lives through several dozen companies like the cockroach it is. the code is barely recognizable. the entire website, now a repository of nearly a thousand years of posts, is petabytes in servers that, due to techological advances, are still barely larger than they are today. English isn’t even recognizable and you see this, a post in language a millennium out of date referencing a show that’s been dead almost as long.

youd think youd run out of things to say about a tv show

happy if you have scholarly inclinations there is usually something wrong with your sexuality july

i have wild sentences roaming through me at all times