Dog Called Storm

Do you remember that time your owner gave you some nice fresh red meat? No me either, he walked right past me and put it on the barbecue instead. #goldenretriever #meat #hunting #dogs #hungry #fail #disappointed https://www.instagram.com/p/B0xX73SB2Dw/?igshid=j21klzjxgc3y

Ever had one of those days where you’re happy, but don’t know why? Pretty good feeling isn’t it? #goldenretriever #happy #goodboi #dogs https://www.instagram.com/p/B0NZxR1FTI0/?igshid=1ut9bc3uqzljp

Don’t you hate when one ear hangs lower than the other other and it makes you less aerodynamic when sleeping on the couch? #goldenretriever #windresistance #floppyears #dogs #fmylife https://www.instagram.com/p/Bz9x8Hvll95/?igshid=bzy5njuhjayb

Another day, another stolen bed #goldenretriever #cats #sleepingrough #stolen https://www.instagram.com/p/BzzaEugFjjG/?igshid=dg4kf0e9n3o1

This is the look of an apex predator who was deceived by those around me. Sure, I thought it was weird that that gave me a little bit of cat food but how was I meant to know that they had hidden a worming tablet inside the food? This is a further outrage in my life and I refuse to admit they’d outsmarted me. A true warrior is never outsmarted #goldenretriever #deceit #wrongdiet #catfood #dogs https://www.instagram.com/p/BzT8j-ol77L/?igshid=xzjok7c1g2m7

My neck warmer is working well in this cold weather, but it sometimes gets angry and bites. #goldenretriever #cats #cold ##sleepy https://www.instagram.com/p/BzRl99dF-xZ/?igshid=1v8mnd388jtv3

I have a difference of opinion with others in the household about who’s bed this is, and I think I lost. #goldenretriever #sad #sleepingrough #cats #stupidcats #legalaction https://www.instagram.com/p/BzKKLG7lhfd/?igshid=1jb790ajrcsfo

I wish to deny rumours that I am a crazy stalker. Just because I look out the window of our house like this all the time at people they walk past does not mean anything. It just means I’m curious....and hungry. #goldenretriever #notcreepy #stalker #dogs #imwatching https://www.instagram.com/p/By1ua0xFP74/?igshid=m6r4ob44jh03

I need to clarify a few things around here. 1. I am not scared of the new vacuum cleaner. 2. It’s a pointless device anyway as my fur is destined to cover this household. Nothing can hold me back from spreading my fur joy in every corner of the house. Any questions? https://www.instagram.com/p/ByrPIQXlYTt/?igshid=18blef7aa3crt

I’m not saying my dog grooming did a good job washing me today, but I think I’ll enter myself in a flower arranging competition I smell so nice. Just don’t tell anybody, I have a reputation to uphold and it might mess with my warrior apex predator persona. #goldenretriever #dogs #happy #joy #pets #outside #predator https://www.instagram.com/p/BypQ9Bxlq_x/?igshid=azm9tjf2m7xe

If you watch this time lapse very carefully you can see the exact moment when someone offered me food. It’s a bit hard to see the exact moment. #timelapse #goldenretriever #woof #goodboi #happy #success https://www.instagram.com/p/BykB4x4B0ZD/?igshid=1fsjjqu41cyi2

Millie came over today and we’re testing the theory of how many times we can ask to to be let outside and then back inside before Idiot Owner™ gets annoyed. So far we’ve managed it every ten minutes and he’s not happy. #goldenretriever #jackrussell #idiot #annoying #pets #annoying https://www.instagram.com/p/Byjyv5wBXVX/?igshid=1ba1l2xgx0xx

Just thinking about my life choices and why nobody sends me food. I’m hungry. #hungryboi #goldenretriever #nightout #naptime #dogs https://www.instagram.com/p/ByfcZQghJjQ/?igshid=ge59nttfgrdw

I want it back, I’m cold. #dogs #goldenretriever #fur #iwantitback #annoyinghashtags https://www.instagram.com/p/ByfGxKmhAX7/?igshid=y6kdev11ofxa

Neee to be honest, I was never a fan of Guardians of the Galaxy, mainly because I don’t trust this guy. https://www.instagram.com/p/ByeMOqGhazG/?igshid=1cigc1yof7pdj

Have you ever felt sad because you only had two meals today? #goldenretriever #sad #food #dinner #dogs https://www.instagram.com/p/ByctHimBq0U/?igshid=1p08rdf8iaj7y

Have you ever been that hungry that you’ve decided to eat fruit? Why won’t he give me any? #fruit #goldenretriever #mandarin #fruit #dontriskit https://www.instagram.com/p/ByUJohRhW2w/?igshid=rw6nmxtb21k6