The game has decided that he is the least desirable mii on the island. His desirability score is in the negatives and he's been rejected by my friend three times.

Despite his unlucky love life, Schlatt still believes in love and decided to set up my mii with the most desirable mii on the island, Mercer Frey. He dressed like a little freak while doing so.

His scheme did work, but he himself remains the least desirable mii on the island so if he was after some good karma to increase his luck he did not get it.

Schlatt has a few friends but the only one I've seen him hang out with is my mii because they both like cats. Him and my mii don't get along all that well but they put their differences aside to precariously dangle a cat together.

The activity items I was able to give him through leveling up so far were the baseball bat (he promptly used it to recreate 'Schlatt's big day out'), and his own cat to dangle precariously.

Schlatt also wore a cunty uniform at his part time job to sell apartment decor, then last night had a nightmare about being a backpack charm.

And, I was of course curious... there's no luck for us.