╳┇ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕡 𝔹𝕒𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕥𝕤

            Bows down to the mighty Vejesus

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    “… Gohan, you missed the whole point daddy was     trying to get through.” Aka. I am the victim here,     you all stop hating me and love me. Although he     DID miss the possibility bad parenting was a Saiyan     thing indeed.

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    “So my family abandoned me on earth only to come later      and KILL ME and kidnap my son, I go to Namek, hear      about my father only to learn later he thought of me as a      disappointment from day one, and I am the villain here?      What happened on the year I spent training in the      Hyperlyme-ic time changer?” Seriously confused. He is      like the best dad ever for a Saiyan ya’ll.

@doesntdodge,  @okaakuma

              He’s not even going to bother trying to explain               to his father all of the things that he’s done to               cause this kind of criticism about his parenting.               He does, however, find the information about                his saiyan side of the family interesting. 

            He manages to catch whatever this alternate Dad throws            at him, staring down at the food in his hands for a bit before            it actually hits him.

                   “Y-you’re sharing bacon with me? But you NEVER                    share bacon with anyone.”

            He can only stare for a few long moments,            incredulous over his father’s claims.

                “Oh for Kami sake, why are there TWO of you?”

                                Cue the boy screaming incoherently as he’s                        CONSUMED by rage, the voice in his head a mantra of:

                 “Oh, Vegeta, it’s you.”

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   “Silly Gohan! I can’t go to prison if I am fighting androids!     Silly Gohan!” He smiled and looked down at him. Oh his     small soon, he was always SO distracted and that got in     the way of his training, maybe come along would help     him for once. He made a thoughtful face before smiling.

    “Ok then son! It’s decided, you’ll come along this once!      It’ll help you improve your training!”

            Sweet, merciful Kami did his father even HAVE a             brain? Of course, he couldn’t survive without one             since all basic functions relied on having one, but             sometimes he swore his dad defied that somehow.             And then when he went on to decide, for whatever             reason, that Gohan should tag along for training             purposes? He honestly had no idea how to even             respond.

                         “Um——Okay?”

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   “…now, now Gohan! Don’t be jealous because I’m     taking another kid to the trip I promised 3 years ago.     How is that dodging going, by the way?” Yeah     totally rested importance and missed the whole     point of his son’s anger. He patted his bowl cut twice.

    “Now stay here and be a good kid practicing your      dodging while I go on an adventure with another kid      I just meet some hours ago!” S M I L E S

            If he were to learn to dodge, he should just             learn by observing how well his father dodged             parental responsibilities, he thought. And wow,             he seriously had some issues he needed to work             on.  He closed his eyes tightly and gave a world-             weary sigh.