Do you see that door marked pirate?

The reason Barbie is not interested in Ken because her feelings reflect Gloria’s and Gloria is a lesbian. In this essay I will-

mah shErbet.,, mah sp ᵒᵒⁿ

the transcription is 100% accurate and yet still doesn’t do it justice somehow

you cannot even try to tell me that king of the hill is not fucking hilarious

can they make a being hydrated that doesn't have you pissing at emergency levels every 34 minutes

loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

thr funniest part of therapy to me is when you first come in and you're exchanging niceties and they say "hello! how are you" and you say "im fine how are you :)" and then 30 seconds later they put on their therapist voice and say "so how are you doing?" and you go well lisa. believe it or not im doing Bad

trans guy who doesn’t realize he’s turning into a werewolf because he assumes it’s all just normal side effects of starting testosterone

Can you explain this gap in your blog history

oh teehee I'm in a silly goofy mood (I am hanging on by a fucking thread)

Not to be too controversial but i like it when people are nice