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As Lana would say, don’t treat me rough treat me really niceys

Just heard someone on the radio say “if you’re having trouble sleeping, just join the military, they teach you how to sleep anywhere” and it really has similar vibes to that post that’s like “just get pregnant and you’ll see who your real friends are”

“If you’re curious about an afterlife, die”

You're telling me, a chicken fried this rice

THSNK YOU LMAO

DUH

mood: laying on silk sheets, eating lavender macarons, rose face mask applied, watching a Brigitte Bardot movie with the scent of a burning vanilla candle in the air

sitting in a silk robe and doing your makeup is so therapeutic and divine

the worst thing yzma did in emperor’s new groove is hating on kronk’s spinach puffs. everything she did to kuzco is understandable because he’s been a dick to her so many times, but kronk is an innocent

*gracefully flips over a quesadilla* anyone would be lucky to have me