unfriendly black hottie

me to myself: girl if you actually applied yourself in like….anything you’d be dangerous bitch

I relate to this

imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god

Me

i rly hate when flies rub their hands together. what the fuck are you planning you little asshole you have a lifespan of like 3 days

if i feel an emotion one more time im gonna snap

why do windshield wipers only have 2 settings?? i need more than “one wipe every 86 years” or “metronome for a skrillex album”

we must abolish daylight savings