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My man Jesus

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What story is that?

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Matthew 18:9

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“And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.”

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“Jesus, how can I avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies?!”

“Hmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don’t have to see all those bodies anymore?”

“wut”

“What?”

“Shouldn’t you tell them to… stop dressing like that or something?”

“Don’t see why. It’s not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind yourself.”

“Uh….”

“Or learn to keep it in your g’damn pants no matter what they’re wearing.”

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He goes on for like several examples too.

“How can I avoid like, an accidental slip of the hand when…they’re dressin like that?”

“Cut it off.”

“wut”

“Cut it off. Your hand. If it’s a problem, stop having a hand.”

“wut”

“What”

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“Did I fucking stutter?”

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I will make a beautiful life for myself no matter how long it takes. I will I will I will

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Secret Panel HERE 🐸 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/scene-stealer-126433759

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@grumpy-gh0st

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Flowers for Algernon by Daniel Keyes

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KIKI'S DELIVERY SERVICE (1989)

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Gonna remind myself of this daily

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— Maria Eugenia Calderara, from Poems of Exile; “I Still Don't Know Your Name,”

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NEW GIRL 2.01 - Relaunch

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I think if you have food allergies or intolerances you should gain the ability to eat other things instead. Like sure maybe I can't eat alliums or brassicas, but I can eat tree bark and small pebbles.

A dumb bit ive been doing any time im on a roll is saying im in the zone then under my breath i’ll end it with”… auto-zone”

#bits #autozone #it’s usually when I bowl #yeah I’m in a league wanna fight about it???

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Somehow being a person does not come naturally to me

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people who do a PhD are running from something

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