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Ind. Peter Parker Inspired by: MCU Movies/animated series/comics Found on heartscfvalor!

“If we don’t help those people they could die.”

     “Hey! You’re that Spider-Guy, from YouTube!”

                                               “Call me Spider-Man!”

                      “Alright, Spider-Man! Do a flip!”

Pri.Sel. Peter Parker Based off the Marvel Movies Mutuals Only Template Credit Promo Credit

LEADERSHIP

was that a bit too much?

aren’t you supposed to be a little like that when you’re in charge? a little bit crazy?

it’s not really me, that fear-based leadership style stuff. it doesn’t feel right.

do as you please. do whatever you want.

we have to do something about that.

i think i have a plan for that. a plan so crazy it just might work.

what kind of leadership is that? are you pleased with yourself?

i think things are starting to fall into place.

we’re actually in control here, so.

have you ever heard of a man who had too much control?

DEATH

see you on the other side.

i’m thinking, what’s the worst thing that could happen to me if i don’t jump off that cliff? i mean, what’s worse than being crushed?

you’re supposed to do the jump and spare your families the burden that is supporting you in your old age.

you’ll never see us again.

so the rumors are true? that you sent the old people in the village to their death?

sacrifice? no, no, i don’t think that’s a good idea… all that screaming and commotion…

not to cock up your plans or anything, but are you a hundred percent certain it’s necessary to sacrifice me?

i mean, ritual sacrifice isn’t a perfect science, but i feel really confident about this one.

you could at least have sacrificed some slaves.

we’ll pour out some mead for our dead comrades, reminisce and stuff.

i was supposed to be sacrificed today. but i got away, so they gave me a branding instead so i wouldn’t feel too lucky.

VIOLENCE / FIGHTING

my focus has always been on pillaging and ravaging and things like that.

did you see that? did everyone see that? ow! ah! there’s something seriously wrong with my nose!

open your mouth. don’t bite.

what kind of place are those goddamn inbreds running here?

so i thought i’d challenge you to a duel.

i, [name], hereby challenge [name] to a duel.

he has been trained to be a warrior ever since he was a baby. and he has probably killed a thousand men.

i never touched a sword before today.

you wish to exchange coins for poison?

don’t send a sword over tip first. easy child’s learning.

this is the deadliest poison you can find. one scratch of his skin and he will be dead in seconds.

you will regret challenging me to this duel. this is the dumbest thing you have ever done.

if you joined a raid, you’d understand how the world works.

it’s a matter of honor, isn’t it?

you can’t walk around with two arrows sticking out of your head. imagine sleeping on your stomach. it would be impossible.

it’s awful. i can see straight into your head!

this is gonna cost him an ear!

you will burn for a worthy cause.

POVERTY

the only clothes i have are the ones i’m wearing.

i can just stand outside, you know, and talk to the guys who go to the toilet.

nice and warm along the animals.

i’m not sleeping in this pigsty!

i was awakened by two filthy men relieving themselves in my mouth! i think i may have swallowed some of it.

pee straight from the source is perfectly sterile. doesn’t taste that bad either.

i’m not taking my hat off to being pissed in the mouth!

LOVE / SEX

you can at least pretend to be happy to see your husband.

i was completely surprised when i saw her on top of this guy, moaning and groaning.

is that… a cock necklace?

can you imagine, you know, getting hard with a tool like that? you’d be in trouble. you’d just drop to the floor. your blood would go straight from your head down to your tool.

i think i know what a huge penis is. those are abnormal.

i just feel sorry for those people who have to walk around with dicks like that.

you don’t know what the assicle is? the little thing that sticks out between the penis and the hole? the little thing that wags when you’re excited?

it’s you and me then.

i have confidence in my sexuality.   i know that size doesn’t matter one bit.   

i think i need a break or something.

i was just trying to get in the mood. it was an experiment, you know.

you have to learn how to communicate! that’s what you do in a relationship!

so that date we set up ages ago to share a horn of mead with [name] and [name] to discuss odes and poetry suddenly isn’t so important anymore?

one two three, take out your wee-wee. four five, grab your bride. six seven eight, open up her gate. nine ten, fuck her then!

we can’t have a couples party on new years eve if you keep punching ladies in the face, [name]!

you should have seen the life i had. naked, oily men and women, like tangled together in every position possible.

POSITIVE / FRIENDLY

a good man like you shouldn’t be alone if you don’t want to.

because you know i dig you. i always have and always will. and i really admire you for what you have accomplished.

from when we got there to when we left, it was just a series of one sweet moment after another.

you have so much for offer.

i can almost guarantee you’ll make some new friends.

it’s time to celebrate. shame on those who don’t get drunk!

it wouldn’t be fair to all the other moments if we bring up just one. because they were all so awesome.

we understand each other without really having to say anything.

SADNESS / NEGATIVE

can’t exactly say i’m looking forward to going home right now.

i’m feeling kind of alone here.

i’m starting to feel a little pathetic here.

i think maybe i heard someone say 3-2-1, no one else can come.

lots of, you know, internal jokes and… you wouldn’t get it anyway.

and now you’re going to mope when you’re the one who broke the agreement!?

why didn’t you run away?

that was kind of unnecessary, wasn’t it?

what kind of people trick people in distress into more distress?

it shouldn’t have happened, but it did. and i take full responsibility for it.

it’s almost funny how little is going on inside that massive head. anyone home? anyone home?

so you’ve been institutionalised, right?

Blab: Three secrets they’re keeping.

Mwah: Three people they’d like to kiss.

Similar: Three members of the same sex they find attractive.

Different: Three members of the opposite sex they find attractive.

Pastime: Three hobbies they have.

Doing: Three habits that they have.

Psst: Three things that they’ve always wanted to tell your character.

Shh: Three things they wouldn’t want their parents to know.

Dream: Three wishes they have.

❛ morning, [ name ]. back from holiday? ❜

❛ i wasn’t on holiday, [ name ]. i was in solitary confinement. ❜

❛ and as the french hens say… voila! ❜

❛ they’re organized. i know it. ❜

❛ they don’t plot, they don’t scheme, and they are not organized! ❜

❛ easy, pops. cockfighting’s illegal where i come from. ❜

❛ it’s a cruel world, doll face. you might as well get used to it. ❜

❛ i just decided. i don’t like you. ❜

❛ was your father by any chance a vulture? ❜

❛ right, four feet! from the roof to the ground. ❜

❛ aye, hen. an’ i hate to be the voice of doom, but i’ve been calculating my figures, and i just don’t think we’re built for flyin’. ❜

❛ she don’t think we’re valuable. ❜

❛ all of me life flashed before me eyes! it was really borin’. ❜

❛ chicken pies, you great lummox! ❜

❛ i’ll be down before you can say… mixed vegetables? ❜

❛ i don’t want to be a pie. i don’t like gravy. ❜

❛ oh, a cannon. aye, that would give you thrust. ❜

❛ no, it’s a lady thing apparently. ask your mum. ❜

❛ the exits are located here and here. in the quite likely event of an emergency, put your head between your knees and kiss your bum goodbye. ❜

❛ bye-bye! ❜

❛ i told you they was organized. ❜

❛ egg comes rollin’ along, happy as larry. it’s wonderin’, where’d it come from? without a chicken, you get no egg to come rollin’ along. ❜

❛ well, conversely, without an egg to hatch into the chicken, there will be no chicken to lay the other egg that hatches into the chicken that lays the egg i mentioned in the first place. ❜

              A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF ANGST SHIPPY PROMPTS,                   CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED/FITTING .

❛    i   love  you.  do  you  love  me?   ❜

❛    i  thought  we  loved  each  other.    ❜

❛    why  are  you  with  him/her/them?   he’s/she’s/their  not  good  for  you.   ❜

❛    please  ..   don’t  leave  me  here  alone  to  rot.   ❜

❛    you  deserve  better.   ❜

❛    why   haven’t   answered  my  calls,   my   texts?   ❜

❛   you   vanish   for   three   days   then   decide   to   come   back   around?    ❜

❛   i’m  worried  about  you.   ❜

❛   i   don’t   know   if   what   i   feel   for   you   is   love.   ❜

❛   [ name ]   told   you  i   was  bad   for   you?   ❜

❛   you   always   pretend   you   don’t   care   but   i   know   you   do.   ❜

❛   you  don’t  love  me  anymore?   ❜

❛   why   won’t   you   ever   tell   me   that   you   love   me?   ❜

❛   you  didn’t  miss  me,   not   even   a   little? ❜

❛   can   we   just   have   one   more  kiss.   ❜

❛   don’t   say   that,   you  don’t  mean  it.    ❜

❛   please,  don’t   do   this   to   us.  ❜

❛   nothing  is   stopping  us  from  being   together   except   you.   ❜

❛   i’m  sorry,   i   won’t   do   it   again,   i   promise.   ❜

❛   i’m   not   in   love   with   you.  ❜

❛   why   are   you   doing   this?   ❜

❛   you   know   we   can’t   be   together.   ❜

❛   i’m  not   jealous,   just   curious.   ❜

❛   we’re   kissing   other   people   now?   ❜

❛   well,    you’re   not    allowed   to   leave   me,    ever.   ❜

❛   just   tell   me   where  the   hell   we    stand   at   now.    ❜

❛   stop   messing   with   my   emotions   because   you’re   unsure   of   yours.   ❜

❛   tell   me    this    isn’t    true,    please.   ❜

❛   you  broke  my   trust   which   is   worse   than   breaking   my   heart.   ❜

❛   i   can’t    always    help    when   you’re    in    trouble.  ❜

❛   i   thought   we   we’re   done.   ❜

❛   i   just   want   to   love   you,    let   me   love   you.   ❜

❛   you   pretend   you   don’t   know   me   in   front   of   your   friends.   ❜

❛    no,   i    cannot    just   be   your   friend.    it’s   not    enough   for   me.   ❜

❛    you’re    just    going   to   leave   without   saying   goodbye?   ❜

❛   i   don’t   want    anyone   else   but   you.  ❜

❛   how   can   you   treat   me   this    way?  ❜

❛   you   don’t   deserve   him/her/them,   you   deserve   better.   ❜

❛   you   know    i    will    always    love   you.   ❜

❛   you   shouldn’t   have   came   here.   ❜

❛   we    are    not   meant   to    be.  ❜

❛   you’re   not   in    love,    you’re   obsessed.    ❜

❛   i’ve   been   searching   for   you   in   everyone.   ❜

❛   do   yourself   a   favor   and   stop   loving   me.    ❜

❛    your   mother/father   didn’t   love   you   so   you   think   no   one   can.   ❜

❛    you   can’t    break   my   heart    twice.   ❜

❛    we   can   run   away    together,    start   new.  ❜

     FEEL FREE TO CHANGE PRONOUNS AND SUCH. TW FOR GENDERED SLURS.

ARMS UNFOLDING.

“I think I’d like to try to look at you and feel the way I did before.” “Our fire died last winter, all of the shouting blew it out.” “You know I could live without or with you.” “I might like having you about.” “These new walls are pretty hard to crack.” “It might take a while until I trust you won’t attack.” “I apologize, but it was only self defense.” “Running away just made sense.” “I guess it wasn’t quite the end.” “I’m going to try to fall in love with you again.”

MONSTER.

“Awfully loud for an introvert.” “Isn’t it weird to be so mean?” “I guess I’m human no more.” “I can tell I’ve rotten in your brain.” “How easily passion twists.” “You think I’m a crazy bitch.” “A thousand words are left unsaid.” “No one listens to the dead.” “Maybe I’ll talk to you the only way I know how to.” “I’ve said my speech through sharpened teeth.” “Please, let the Devil in.” “Are you still in there?” “This ends bad, then. We knew it would.” “We won’t eat our words, ‘cause they don’t taste good.” “I think it might be worth a try.” “Look, I know that I’ve seen this before.” “We’re both guilty of black or white thinking.”

NOT WHAT I MEANT.

“Your mind’s already been made up.” “You saw my number and my number wasn’t good enough.” “I’ll do it if I have to.” “Not what I meant when I said that I wanted to be seen.” “How am I meant to say on track when each hand I shake will pull me back?” “I’ll work a little harder but walk a little less.” “I grit my teeth and follow the damn crowd.” “I’ve grown a little empire, or made a fucking mess.” “I’ll keep it to myself.” “I must’ve seen that somewhere.”

HUMAN.

“I want the secret your secrets haven’t found.” “Paint me in trust, I’ll be your best friend.” “This night just can’t end.” “Will you share your soul with me?” “Unzip your skin and let me have a see.” “I’m so human.” “We’re just human.” “You’ll fit so nicely.” “You’ll keep me in tact.” “I want to give you your grin.” “Tell me you can’t bear a room that I’m not in.”

SHE.

“Am I allowed to look at her like that?” “Could it be wrong when she’s just so nice to look at?” “She smells like lemongrass and sleep.” “She tastes like apple juice and peach.” “She means everything to me.” “I’d never tell.” “I’d never say a word.” “It aches, but it feels awfully good to her.” “I’ll be okay admiring from afar.” “Even when she’s next to me we could not be more far apart.” “To her, I taste of nothing at all.”

IF I’M BEING HONEST.

“I was told this is where I would start loving myself.” “Flirting’s delicious, proved to be beneficial for mental health.” “Sadly, I just think I just was disgusting today.” “You blew me up like a big balloon, far too soon.” “I’m left like a stuttering teen.” “How did I get here? It’s all so quick and I feel sick.” “Could you love this?” “If I’m being honest, I’m hoping it might.” “Did you plan to fall?” “If I’m being honest, I bet that it’s not that at all.” “Hope has a cost: keeping more fingers crossed than held tight.” “I look idiotic with my limbs all knotted, it don’t feel right.” “Truly you’ve shaken me, and I think you like how I bleed.” “I have a hunch that that’s all you wanted from me.” “I’m used to being a joke.”

BURNED OUT.