Can I order headcanons from you on caregiver Flambea from Dispatch?
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-π©> Ooooh, this is gonna be fun! ;] he more like a babysitter - btw
π₯- Controlled Burns " for Playtime "Flambaeβs pyromaniac tendencies get redirected into safe, little-friendly activities. Heβll use his flames to:
β’ Light birthday candles over and over because his little one loves blowing them out.
β’ Warm up cold snacks (like muffins or grilled cheese) with precise finger-flicks of fireβno microwave needed!
β But heβs very strict about fire safety around the little one. No accidental arson on his watch!!
π₯ - Grumpy But Protective
β Flambae can acts all annoyed β "Ugh, why do I have to babysit?" but heβs low-key obsessed with keeping his little safe. Examples:
β’ If someone mocks the regressor for their plushies or little habits, Flambae literally smokes from his ears before snarling β "Say that again. I dare you."
β’ He begrudgingly carries a "go-bag" with emergency snacks, a stuffed animal, crayons with coloring book, napkins β just in case
π₯ - "No, You Canβt Bench Press a Toddler"
Flambaeβs weird mix of tough-love and concern translates hilariously:
β’ If the little trips, he scoops them up like a feral cat, grumbling, β "Youβre fine. Walk it off. ...Do you need a bandaid? Fine, here."
β’ He insists on teaching the regressor "self-defense" (aka how to gently push away bad vibes).
π₯ - Fireproof Snuggles
β’ Flambae pretends heβs totally not a cuddle personβuntil the regressor climbs into his lap during a thunderstorm. Then he begrudgingly lets them stay, muttering, β "Ugh, fine, but if you tell anyone, Iβll deny it." β His body heat keeps them cozy, and he may or may not absentmindedly pat their hair while grumbling about "stupid emotional vulnerability."
π₯ - Dragon Storytime Chaos
β’ Flambaeβs version of "Goodnight Moon" involves extremely exaggerated tales of fire-breathing dragons. He uses tiny flames to animate the story (safely!), and if the little one asks β "Are dragons real?" β he deadpans, β "Yeah, I fought one last Tuesday. Now go to sleep."
π₯ - The friendship bracelet Incident
β’ Ones of knotted friendship bracelet*somehow* ends up wrapped around Flambaeβs wrist after a particularly clingy day. He rolls his eyes but doesnβt take it offβeven during missions. When Robert raises an eyebrow, Flambae snaps, β "What? Itβs tactical "
If the regressor draws him a picture, he aggressively tapes it to the Z-Teamβs fridge with a warning: " Touch this and I incinerate your snacks."