“my mother and my parents”

you want to make fun of my tragedy? huh? hm? my mother and parents are dead shitface

You can literally make anything and anyone problematic if you try hard enough seriously give me people and things and I’ll make them all “problematic” right now.

Dogs.

I don’t even have to do this one because PETA did it first by insinuating domestication is inherently abusive.

The sky

Used to trick and mock anyone who asks “what’s up?” A bullying tactic.

Super Mario Bros.

Stereotypes Italians, enforces the narrative of women who need men to rescue them, and encourages violence against turtles.

John Mulaney

He was over on the bench and he SAW what they did to Tyler and he did NOTHING.

Omfg

Pokemon

Making your pets fight repeatedly is animal abuse.

OP

OP literally argued that dogs were problematic but go off I guess

This is a work of art and should be sent to everyone as soon as they sign up for Tumblr so they know what they’re walking into

“Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery” my mom said as my 3rd grade bully repeated everything I said in a caveman voice.

“ImItaTion iS thE siNceREsT foRm OF FlATterY” mY mOm saId AS mY 3Rd gRadE buLlY rePeAteD eveRytHinG i sAid iN a CavEmaN vOiCe.

I love epic meal time. Bacon strips bacon strips bacon strips bacon strips bacon strips bacon strips bacon strips bacon strips bacon strips bacon strips bacon strips *collapses and dies*

*wakes up* bacon strips bacon strips bacon strips bacon strips bacon strips bacon strips bacon strips bacon strips bacon strips bacon

How do you get back up if ur dead

I just do

theres apparently a strain of weed named white yoda?

This is never not funny

rebloggin’ cause that is the actual look on my face when that happens