dude fuckin sick

One thing all cat owners can agree on.

Crow brain: Buy pretty shiny, bring home put in nest

hope everyone is doing well! i may be a bit less active starting this thursday. going on a trip! 🌞

Can this be the new go to meme of 2018

I fixed it

The full rotation of the Moon as seen by NASA’s Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter.

me: who the fuck you think you talking to?? i aint one of your little friends on the street, i am your parent and you will respect me as long as i pay the goddamn bills in this house

my garbage body: hot hot hot no cold no HOT bad bad, throw up??? no, hungry, NO remember that mistake you made at work. Internalize it. Never forget. Back hurt yes headache YES hot yes roll over r-RA RA RASPUTIN, RUSSIA’s GREATEST LOVE MACHI-