that's the plan

romance is a scam invented by dan and phil to sell more nordvpn subscriptions

real person facts with evidence

real person reasonable assumptions

don’t listen to what anyone says the elephant really ties the room together

this post is a certified banger to the dan and phil community

i don’t care if rpf is ethical because i already feel guilty all the time for no reason so i figure i may as well have fun

real person facts with evidence

real person reasonable assumptions

when shane. sorry. when shane makes ilya spit in his hand Sorryyyy. when that happens dan does a little nod of approval and it's actually cracking me the fuck up

watching dan and phil react to heated rivalry is fucked up because theyre like: oh gay sex yaay gay emotions yaay anyway here's a random trauma lore drop because a show about gay experiences triggered our traumatic gay experience how we had to hide and that was really sad anyway gay sex yaay

everyone gather round, it's get to know your fellow phannies time. reblog this with an explanation of what your dnp url means and why you chose it :)

gonna be so real dan being like i didn’t feel connected to gay culture until i watched drag race has the same energy of that post that’s like “our flag means death is the first time i saw gay people on tv” “i don’t know how that happened but that’s your fault”

if i was famous and people were getting cancelled for rpf-ing me, i would actually get online and post that they weren’t being freaky enough about me