Overheard at your local game shop

“If you want a damn salmon, you better buy my ass a fucking lemon”

Frothing. Hot. Mayonnaise.

I’m gonna deepthroat this jalapeño!

I walk up to each slab and yell “BUTTS” in Thasylonian

I’m pretty sure that’s how you get a fungus, sticking your dick in some floor mayonnaise.

“I don’t suppose I could convince you to part with it for... 100 GOLD!!??”

You slap your nuts so hard everyone dies. Nice nut slapping!

I’m gonna think really loudly: “I bet he’s just saying that ‘cause he has a tiny penis”, and see if he reacts.

Yes!! Useless lesbian for the win!

I swear to God, if you start having sex with the ice devil in the middle of this arena...

I use my turn to baby-bird it into Jeff’s mouth!

“The teifling anus is almost nightmarishly elastic” ...oh, he lost a pocket watch.

Keystrike a goodberry up my ass... daddy.

It keeps slipping in, like potatoes into the meat granola.

'Now get out there and offer your anus to a robot damn it!'

Ira! They've come for my door!

Fun fact; if a woman gives birth, the child is also wearing a mech suit.