hoarding ideas

Makes everyone swap characters with the other players

Translates your character sheet into another system to fuck with you, the more damage it does the worse the system.

It does no damage IC but when you fail a saving throw the GM roundhouse kicks you in the face

Forcibly makes your dice diagetic

Replaces a random word on your character sheet with "dog" every time it hits you

Is the monster causing the scheduling errors in your games. Try and stop it when you haven't found a shared evening in 2 months!

Hides in board games like monopoly so when you pass Go it does you 2d10 slashing damage

Makes your GM less good at GMing, that's their excuse and they're sticking with it

Personally insults you OOC

The GM is actually their PC in this game of Humans and HOAs

Great news!

It’s done

“Sounds cool when exactly does the PvP start”

This is just a small collection of injuries that I don’t see often/haven’t seen in writing! TW: This post may contain subjects/descriptions of blood, gore, and other uncomfortable subjects

Kicked by a horse/other large animal

Appendages run over by skate blades

Laceration via high heel

Choking (food, foreign object, etc.)

Teeth knocked out

Animal bites (namely by a pet)

Accidental poisoning

Falling/tripping resulting in skinned knee

Vehicle accidents

Injury via friends/family

Burns via cooking

Cut by glass

Impaled by fishing hook

Body parts crushed by heavy objects

Frostbite

Heatstroke

Poison ivy

Concussions

Dehydration

Medical side effects

Ancient weaponry

like obviously you can’t do that if you’re setting a riddle or something, but i just remember one time they were in a shapeshifter duel. they needed to pass through to the next room by duelling a magical being that could change into different things by saying ‘i am a [whatever]’. the party was also given the power to do this

so, for instance, if she said 'i am a fish’, they could say 'i am a fisherman’, and she could counter that with 'i am a sword’, going back and forth with different bodies that can beat each other in a fight

i didn’t have an endgame here. i was just going to say they won when they’d gone long enough to impress her, or lost if they can’t think of anything. that was the scenario, as written

but in the course of the scene, my players 'figured out’ that they had to make her say 'i am a door’, because that was what they were looking for, and started to chain together an impressive string of responses that ultimately led them there. and i started to encourage that, because that’s smart as hell! way better than what i had planned

Item: Alleged Lucky Snake Eyes Ring; we make no supernatural claims, of course, but many that wear them claim the twin synthetic rubies grant them two extra Luck d6s they can roll once per long rest to add to any roll they please.

Sci-fi: pencil in "Laser" in front of all the weapons and attacks, add "inator device" to the end of all the spells, and pencil in "Space" in front of all the nouns.

Steampunk: just flip a coin for everything except monsters. Heads, pencil in "gear" in front of the noun, tails you pencil in "steam." Monsters are just monsters.

Cyberpunk: just pencil in "cyber" in front of everything except spells, which are now called "hacks."