NEVER LET YOURSELF BE STOPPED BY WHAT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE IF YOU STARTED EARLIER!!!!! THE ONLY TIME WE HAVE IS NOW

i don’t care that your athlete is doing well it should’ve happened to my athlete instead

sports is about picking one favourite special guy who can do no wrong and running with insane (sometimes baseless but always intuitive) agendas against the people you don’t like . good luck to the rest of you

friendship breakups are lowkey the worst thing ever cause what do you mean this person I used to share every single detail of my life with is just gone

"morata is gonna miss" - said the whole world at the same time

once we started naming sports arenas and stuff after companies thats when we should have closed down capitalism. that should have been like a huge red flag. stadiums should all be named after the first person to get a concussion playing there 👍

if we have the chance to be funny sometimes we are